Voldemort finally finds someone he likes, will Bill Nye bitch ass fall in love with bald ass Voldemort or will the no nosed piece of paper be betrayed and left alone.
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"ONE HOUR! I HAVE ONE HOUR POTTER!" I yelled at Harry as he took my yelling in.
"I know Voldemort, in an hour you'll be married to Bill. But remember you want to marry him. Cause you love him." He's right. I love Bill.
"Who showed up for the wedding?"
"Everyone did." They all came? Wow. I must be important.
I invited, Hagrid, Hermione, Ron, Dumbledore, Frodo, Dark Vader, Channing Tatum, Zac Effron, John Stamos, and John Sendra. They all came too! I feel so special.
"Is everything ready?"
"Vold, everything has been taking care of. You don't need to worry." But I can't help but worry! It's my wedding!
"I'm glad your my best man, I don't know what I wouldn't do without you."
After I saved him two months ago we've been pretty tight. Harry is a good kid. I feel bad that I killed his parents...no I don't, 😈. But he's a great guy.
His friends don't trust me yet. But that's ok.
"Aw thanks Vold, so we need to get you all ready then the wedding will be a go."
Hermione POV
I can't believe Harry trusts VOLDEMORT! He nearly killed him. And he killed Harry's mum and dad! Voldemort and his little squad, A/N #squadgoals. made our lives hell. They all deserve to die!
I hate all of them. And we all know I should've ended up with Harry not Ron. Now I'm stuck with Ron. He's not even that good in bed. He's all awkward.
That's why I'm cheating on him. With John Stamos. He is daddy, fine ass, good looking, nice guy. Everywhere I look I see him. I'm crazy about him.
Ron POV
Hermione is so pretty and nice but.. I don't love her. She was supposed to be with Harry. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! A/N I'm throwing my emotions at all of you, HARRY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WITH HERMIONE AND INJECT HER UP WITH HIS ORPHAN SPERM! I need to chill....
That's why I'm cheating on her with... Frodo. He has so much strength and I really like him. I want to be with him. I need to tell Hermione but not today. Today is the wedding and I can't and I won't ruin it for Bill and Voldemort. I think it's wonderful Voldemort found someone. Cause I found my someone too.
Bill Nye POV
Im so excited to get married! Again. I don't know who killed my ex-wife but Sendra is here so I can profile him.
The case is in two days. So we have to postpone our honeymoon to RUSSIA till the case is done.
HAIL THE MOTHERLAND RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!
I'm so ready to marry Voldemort. I get to deflower him. I know right, he's like 48 and still a virgin. Kinda sad. But he wanted to wait for marriage. I was a fuckboy in my day.
Highschool and college were my bitch. I got laid so much that the only girls I hadn't done it with were the ones who were married. I was quite a catch.
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There I am partying. You see that guy in the back, I fucked him right after I fucked that girl
But those days are long behind me. I'm with Voldemort and I love him so much. I can't wait to be married to him.
One Hour Later
Back to Voldemort POV
The cliché wedding music was playing, as I walked down the aisle, seeing my future husband waiting for me at the alter.
We had matching suits on. He looked great.
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I finally got to the alter and I stood in front of Bill. We wrote our own vows. He is first.
"Vold, you are so special in every way, except ed. Anyway, I love you and I'm ready to be married." Aww Bill.
My turn. "Bill I love you. And I just want to say, Bush did 9/11. Bill I can't wait to share the rest of my life with you."
Then the priest spoke. "You may now kiss y'all lips." The priest was Aunt Jemima.
We kissed and everyone applauded.
"I love you Bill."
"I love you too."
End
Well there we go..... I finished
I miss this book already. Aww
Voldemort found love, with Bill Nye. Aw. Well I guess bye.
