Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
A: It depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: what's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
A: I don't have a BMW in my garage.
Q: How do you save a baby from drowning?
A: You take your foot off it's head.
Q: what's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A: A baby in a microwave.
Q: What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
A: They never get old.
Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
A: One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer the other is just a watermelon.
Q:what's black and goes up and down?
A: A baby in a toaster.
Q: What's red and crawling up your legs?
A: A homesick abortion.
Q: what do you call two abortions in a bucket?
A: Blood brothers.
