Okay I love art and a lot of people love it too. But sometimes others don't really know what they're talking about and say stupid shit.
-"why is that cat standing?"
Because I'm a fucking furry
-"did you draw that?"
If I didn't thEN IT WOULDN'T BE IN MY SKETCHBOOK
-"can I see your sketchbook"
Yeah but watch out there's a lot of dicks
-"is that anime?"
O U T
-"Is that supposed to be a dog?"
That's a dragon...
-"You're such a good drawer!"
You're so good at using the wrong labels!
-"Can you draw me?"
K. //Draws trash can/
-"Draw a cat!"
No.
-"Can I color this in? Can I outline it? Can I have it?"
Can you go the fuck away?
-"Is that from (show)?"
What the fuck is a (show)
-"Teach me how to draw like that!"
Okay first you draw a circle
-"OMFG THIS IS TOO HARD!!1! WHEN CAN I DRAW LIKE YOU??"
bYE
-"Can I borrow your coloring pencils?"
Okay
- //fucking destroys my coloring pencils/
It's not like I needed the entire rainbow anyways :,)
-"draw an anime!"
I'm not a weaboo
-"why do you draw that? I don't like it"
//Draws it all over page/
-"draw something realistic!"
I'M NOT A FUCKING BOB ROSS
-"why do they have boobs?"
Because boobs
-"where are the boobs?"
That's a boy
-"EW YOU CAN SEE THEIR CLEAVAGE"
Ew you came out of a vagina
-"why are they colored like that?"
Because wolves aren't eye bleeding neon colors
-"WTF WHY ARE THOSE GUYS KISSING!?"
WTF WHY IS IT A BIG DEAL!?
-"Why don't you draw hands?"
Fuck you
-"who's that?"
//Insert long ass backstory/
-"you like Undertale? DRAW MOAR SANS!!1!"
how about no
-"more tiddy"
//Adds more dickies/
-//tries to copy style/
//Smashes picture/ no
YOU ARE READING
RANTITY RANTS
RandomWarning: If you can't handle your opinions being crushed or don't agree with mine don't be a ding about it so shoo shoo