art things i hate hearing

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Okay I love art and a lot of people love it too. But sometimes others don't really know what they're talking about and say stupid shit.

-"why is that cat standing?"

Because I'm a fucking furry

-"did you draw that?"

If I didn't thEN IT WOULDN'T BE IN MY SKETCHBOOK

-"can I see your sketchbook"

Yeah but watch out there's a lot of dicks

-"is that anime?"

O U T

-"Is that supposed to be a dog?"

That's a dragon...

-"You're such a good drawer!"

You're so good at using the wrong labels!

-"Can you draw me?"

K. //Draws trash can/

-"Draw a cat!"

No.

-"Can I color this in? Can I outline it? Can I have it?"

Can you go the fuck away?

-"Is that from (show)?"

What the fuck is a (show)

-"Teach me how to draw like that!"

Okay first you draw a circle

-"OMFG THIS IS TOO HARD!!1! WHEN CAN I DRAW LIKE YOU??"

bYE

-"Can I borrow your coloring pencils?"

Okay

- //fucking destroys my coloring pencils/

It's not like I needed the entire rainbow anyways :,)

-"draw an anime!"

I'm not a weaboo

-"why do you draw that? I don't like it"

//Draws it all over page/

-"draw something realistic!"

I'M NOT A FUCKING BOB ROSS

-"why do they have boobs?"

Because boobs

-"where are the boobs?"

That's a boy

-"EW YOU CAN SEE THEIR CLEAVAGE"

Ew you came out of a vagina

-"why are they colored like that?"

Because wolves aren't eye bleeding neon colors

-"WTF WHY ARE THOSE GUYS KISSING!?"

WTF WHY IS IT A BIG DEAL!?

-"Why don't you draw hands?"

Fuck you

-"who's that?"

//Insert long ass backstory/

-"you like Undertale? DRAW MOAR SANS!!1!"

how about no

-"more tiddy"

//Adds more dickies/

-//tries to copy style/

//Smashes picture/ no

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