Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever alone *_*
I belive i can fly,
Got shot by a pizza guy,
All i wanted is some onion rings,
From MCdonalds or Burgerkinggggg,
I belive I can soar,
Even though im still 24,
Got an imaginary dinosaurrrrr,
I belive i can fall,
I tripped over a bouncy ball,
Though id post this funny joke,
Event though i get no votes!!!!
I love you,
You love me,Tinky-Winky killed Dipsy,
50 bullets in the head,
Sorry La-La Dipsys dead,
La-La cried,
Till she died,
PO commited suicide,
Tinky-Winky crashed a plane,
Tellitubbies are insane!
I hate you,
You hate me,
Lets tie Barney to a tree,
You get the matches,
I'll get the gasoline,
Light the match and watch him scream!
I love you,
You love me,
Barney gave me STD's,
It started with a kiss and ended on the floor,
I got r*ped bye a dinosaur,
I hate you,
You hate me,
Barney gave me HIV,
So i kicked him in the nuts and shot him in the head,
Now that purple b*sterds dead!
I hate you,
You hate me,
Lets tie Barney to a tree,
I'll get the matches,
You get the gas,
We'll burn Barneys purple ass!
Joy to the world,
Barney is dead,
We cuttttttt of his headdddd,
Don't worry about the body,
I've flushed it down the potty,
And round and round it goes,
And round and round it goes,
And rounddddddddddddd and rounnnnd and round and round it goes!
VOTE, HOPE U ENJOYED WATCHIN THIS!!!!!!!!!!
NEW JOKES!!!!! ( FOR MEH ANYWAYS ;P )
I hate you, You hate me
Let's go gang up on Barney,
With an M-16 and a four-by-four,
No more purple dinosaur!
I hate you, You hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney,
With a laser gun and shoot him too the floor,
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR!!!!!
I hate you, You hate me
Were a violent family,
With a great big gun, and a bang to me to you,
Won't you say you hate me too!!??
I hate you, You hate me,
Let's get together and kill Barney,
With an axe in the neck,
And a bullet in the head,
Thank god that stupid Dino's dead!!
I love you,
You love me,
Homosexuality,
People think that we're just friends,
But were really lesbians!!!!
I hate you,
You hate me,
We went out and killed Barney,
And we kicked him in the butt and punched him in the head,
Sorry, kids, but Barney's dead!!!!
I love booze,
Booze loves me,
Holy sh!t I have to pee,
I'm so smashed I'm falling on the floor,
Alcoholic Dinosaur!!!!
THATS IT FOR NOW GUYS. I THOUGHT DIS WAS CARROTASTIC!
VOTE COMMENT, BLAH BLAH, HOPE U ENJOUED DIS BOOK. IM MAKING A NIALL HORAN LOVE STORY SO LOOK OUT XX CARROT PHYSCO OUT! XX
HEY GUYS. NEW JOKES! HOPE YOU LIKE IT! POTATOE GURL OUT!!
I hate you,
You hate me,
Barney caused the world war three,
With a shotgun on our backs
With something infrared
let's go off and blow Barney's head,
What's the difference between a bottle and puberty?
A bottle has already hit Justin Beiber!
What will happen if you call Justin Beiber gay?
He will slap you round the face with his man purse!
What's the difference with Justin Beiber and a snickers bar?
Snicker bars actually has nuts!
SORRY GUYS I ONLY GOT A FEW FOR NOW! BYE POTATOE GURL OUT
