A Gem meets a Diamond meets a Fusion

     Yellow Diamond sat in her room silently, watching through her screen what the bismuths building the new arena were doing. As she felt herself zoning off, a shriek that seemed to come from the screen filled the room. She looked back up at it and saw a blue gem with long hair and a gorgeous dress. Although the gem was a member of Blue Diamond's court, she began blushing a deep gold as the gem- a Sapphire- ran her hands through her hair. This mysterious gem captivated her, seduced her...and there was no going back. "Where are you?" Yellow Diamond asked, her voice brimming with authority. "E-earth, my Diamond" answered the gorgeous Sapphire. "Well, I'm coming to see you."
       A giant green hand unfurled on the surface of an Earth beach. Yellow Diamond stepped out, scanning the area for the gem that had stolen her affections. There she was! Sapphire! But she was looking at a different gem, a FUSION. It was purple and had cute freckles, an adorable haircut, and a third arm. Sapphire ran up to Yellow Diamond. "My Diamond!" She said, "this is Smoky Quartz. My...girlfriend." The yellow gem frowned. Her Sapphire? With a different gem? And a fusion at that? With her huge hand, Yellow Diamond picked up both the fusion and Sapphire. "You both belong to me now," she said, her cheeks noticeably golden. "Can't wait," said Sapphire with a lustful tone. Suddenly, Smoky Quartz leaned in and kissed Yellow Diamond. Sparks flew as the fusion and the elite gem collided.