you like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it
you like tumblr, Pete Wentz, Kerrang, My Chemical Romance, and eyeliner. You can't socialize, you can't selfie, and you don't know how to make gifs. Face it, it's not 2005
