Ranting

Rant#dos-World is doomed

Okay so yea, the world is officially fucked.

Lets start at Wednesday. So i get off my bus and walk with the rest of the kids through the cafeteria.on my way i see two of my friends, philese (sounds like feliz navidad-the song), and sevonna(just like savanna but the 'a' sounds like an 'e')

So....as i approach them i hear philese say "all y'all bitches gonna die" and in my head i was like tf is dis bitch talkin bout?

So i was like "what are you talking about?" And then she said " GURL didn't you watch the news? The clowns are gonna kill us!" And i was like um, what?

I was hella confused so sevonna said  "the news said that a bunch of clowns goin round killin people, and they said that they goin to come to our school" and then im like wtf, what did i miss? Is this real?are they fuckin with me rn? So a whole bunch of questions are going on in my head.

      -SKIP TO FIRST PERIOD-

So before i went to first period i looked up this clown shit and i was like holy shit we bouta die i was legit thinking that.

I have philese in every period except third and sixth.

Here's my schedule

First-chorus
Second-vocal acadamy
(unlike chorus you had to get excepted into vocal acadamy, and if you had V.C you cant have physical Ed)
Lunch
Third-math
Fourth- mr.idiot (science) teacher
Fifth- ugly rat (language arts) teacher
Sixth-world history

So anyways i go to chorus and all philese was talking about was clowns. Next period is vocal acadamy and that is taught by the same teacher in the same room so me and philese only has to move to our other seat. After the students come in philese goes on talking about the clowns again until the teacher said "the clowns is just a hoax, now i dont want to hear anymore about clowns for this period"

So we go on doing the usual stuff.when it's time to leave i walk with philese to lunch and she says "if the clowns dont kill us the hurricane will" then i was like omg i forgot about that i actually heard about it in the summer in late june when i was in new york visiting my dad. So my stepmothers sister and her two kids where going to Jamaica.

(Those two kids are my cousins jayden and jayda i mentioned them in my book 'my cousins best friends' so yea, there not really cousins but there step cousins...idk same thing. I will be talking about them in the next chapter)

So anyways they were on there way to Jamaica visiting there dads parents. And my step mother was like "theres gonna be a hurricane in Jamaica" and i was like oh...oh shit.

So i texted my aunt/step aunt and said "you guys are gonna get a hurricane in Jamaica" and then she's like "whatever stop jinxing us, your just jealous you can't  come" (she meant it in a joking way)

I was like sure.

So anyways, back to reality. We get to the cafeteria and i sit with philese im not supposed to cause we have assigned tables and shit. But whatever idc. So sevonna and this other girl sheyla came and sat with us this was our little group. So again philese and probably the whole cafeteria went off talking about clowns and the hurricane.

(Im just gonna skip to sixth period cause nothing exciting happened in the other periods)

YEET!

fourth period baby!

I go in class get my science text book and sit in MY seat yup i kept my shit dashanti can suck my toes.

Mr.idiot came in and started doing roll  "okay everybody when i say your name say here" he goes around the room.

Jesse bacon- here (yes his last name is bacon I-we tease him all the time)

Xavier c- here

Joshua (idk)- here

Tang (idk)- here

Deanna- here!

Cassidy- uh for the millionth time call me cassy, and here

Some other irrelevant people saying here, then me

Jaelyn G- present

He gives me a blank look then moves on.

Other irrelevant people.

So we talk about hurricanes how there formed something about categorys. Other stuff i didnt pay attention to, i just sat there the whole time drawing.

Okay NOW it's sixth period cause nothing happened in fifth except my fugly bitchy teacher being a bitch.

So anyways while we are doing this map assignment my teacher puts up the news of hurricane Mathew so we see whats going.

Like five minutes until school is over and the announcement comes on "attention students and teachers we will be having and early leave and there is no school until the following monday, i repeat no school until the following monday"  so the good thing was we didnt have school, but the bad thing was that this hurricane is coming.

So yea it's like god is like "lets f-up 2016 and send in some nasty flies(zika), with a touch of clowns, also some axe wielding maniacs on the streets killing people (the real clowns), and to top it off lets give these people a hurricane to soothe the blow" i dont think this world is gonna survive.

Okay this is the end, the hurricane has passed my area and im still in one piece, we didnt get hit bad but others didnt get such luck... yea so my life is one messed up shit.