WATCH VIDEO PLEASE. it's hella funny if your black you can relate of your not black then oh well. But i cant relate that much only on some little things.
So you already know my name and age so now ima tell you the other parts of my fucked up life.
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I hate that pic but it was the only one i found of when i was smaller.
Okay 1: damn i was a crispy dark chocolate (not really)...now im just brown...ita probaly because i dont go outside, im always in a hoody when i do go outside im practically a vampire.
Anyways....where should i start?
How about the beginning, okay lets start there
So basically when i was in my mothers belly she was seeing my dad (they were in Jamaica). They weren't married just dating. So my dad wanted to get a better job and stuff so he went to the big juicy apple.
I guess things didn't work out the way they planned and he got married to my stepmom.
Uh...so yea my mom had me and when i was like one she left me with my grandma to go to florida.
Now i know what your thinking, they abandoned me...
HELL TO THE FUCKING NO BITCH YOU THOUGHT! (Sorry for^ sometimes i cant controlyself)
ima give you a couple reasons im not your average black person.
1. I dont like watermelon (shocker😑)
2. I can spell neighborhood (but i do live in the hood tho-kinda)
3.I dont steal (if you dont count food from my family😆)
4. I dont smoke and im not planning to (my dad smokes weed tho) now he is your average all out black person- expect for stealing and all those other bad stuff.
5. If you dont wear my favorite color idc cause im not in a gang(my favorite color is red btw...if you were wondering)
6. If you use "the N word" around me...well idk as long as your not using it constantly and in a bad way then were good. Cause I'm a chill person and plus, its just a word my friend from fourth grade uses it she's mexican (she's where i learnt some spanish from) i kinda got used to her saying it, plus when she does say it she's just playing around.
Um...where was I?
Ummmm, so anyways when i was five i came to florida to live with my mom, then i went to new york to live with my dad feom six to eight, THEEEEN i came back to florida in December close to my b-day (my birth day in jan btw) so yea i'v been here ever since.
But every summer i go Nyc.
Now here is the list of family i got in florida
Mom...
And here is a list of family i got in NY
Dad Stepmom Stepcuz Otherstepcuz,and many more Step- okay i have a alot of step family.
Let's start at stepmom. I first met her when i was six years old. And she scared the shit outta me.
Because when your a kid and you think of stepmom you tend to think about Cinderellas srep mom son i was freaking out.
Anyways she was nice but she had her moments. Like when i was being bad her scary side came out, but it was my fault for acting stupid.
Anyways she was like a real mom to me. When were with strangers or people that dont know me she calls me her daughter. Or when a stranger asks me if she is my mom i say yea.
I remember one time, like a year or two ago we were sitting outside and you know those people who walk aroumd with a little cart digging in peoples trash bins for trash?
Yea well a lady like that walked by and she stopped and smiled at us, we smiled back cause it was the polite thing to do "is that your mother" she asked me and i nodded saying yes then she was like "you guys look so much alike" then she left
When she was far enough my stepmom scoffed and said "you dont fucking look like me😂" and i nodded along in agreement laughing with her. This happened to us alot.
We would be walking on the street or in a store and a stranger would come and say "you guys look so much alike" and we would shrugg it off.
She knows she loves me but she doesn't show it😂 i remember when i was acting crazy and being silly she called me and idiot and i would laugh but then i did something silly again and she was like "yoyr suck a moron" i never took those things to heart tho cause i knew she was joking
And i said " i thoughti was an idiot?" She just rolled her eyes at me😂😂so yea she's really fun not how i expected her to be at all.
Oh my god im writingso much, you people probably dont even care😂😂😂
Anyways ima continute cause im bored af and have nothing else to do.
Next it my cousins
There is jayden he's 10 and jayda is 6.
It feels like I've known them forever but i only me them when i was six. Well i met jayden first then jayda came along.
We've been through so much it's unbelievable. At first when i met them i didnt know what to call them, but like a week later i started calling them my cousin.
I remember we took bubble baths together(but that had to stop cause someone aka me was growimg up, if you know what i mean😉) we did everything together (literally) he used to make me follow him to the bath room and i would do the same. It was because we believed there was a monster up there and if we went alone it would eat us.
Where ever he went i went, and where ever i went he went. He was my best friend.
But i left to florida and then we never talked anymore he grew up and he's still growing up. Last summer when i went there i was surprising them jayda came down stairs and just in my arms and then jayden came down and he had his tablet. He looked at me then he went back to his tablet.
I was kinda sad cause he didnt agnolage me. But i pushed it a side. That changed tho. Through the we got closer everyday we would either
1.watch wrestling 2.watch/ play basketball 3.play mortal kombat 4.go outside (Yea people thats a thing when yoy put away your electronics and enjoy nature😂)
We always wanted to go outside cause staying in the house is pretty boring in the summer.
Okay so im majorly late with this update...I'll finish it some other time.
