Lethal Lips (A$AP Rocky)

Meet & Fight?

Rocky P.O.V

I woke up to the smell of bacon.

" Alan? " I yelled.

" I'm in the kitchen... clearly you smell that food. " She said in a 'duh' matter. I could just imagine her goofy ass face when she said that. I got up and went in the kitchen to see in her underwear and one of my tee shirts. She was dancing around to her music and flipping pancakes. I laughed and clapped.

" Well hello Chef Alan " I said.

" Hey baby " She winked. I walked over and gave her a kiss on her forehead. I then sat down at the bar to look through my mail.

" Somebody called for you " Alan said.

" Who? "

" Some lady. I answered and she immediately asked for you. I told her you were sleep and hung up." She shrugged and put our plates on the table. I got the phone to look at the last calls to see who it was.

" Oh, it was my moms " I said casually. She spit out her drink and looked at me.

" Oh my fucking goodness. " Alan said.

" What? "

" Well it was a little more dialogue then what I said..."

" Like... "

" Well when she answered and didn't say hey or good morning or nothing I said ' well damn you coulda said hey.' She said ' excuse me I'm- ' and I cut her off and said ' I don't give a fuck who you are, you could have said hey or something! Anyways he is sleep. ' and then I hung up " She said playing with her food. I looked at Alan and shook my head. Her cheeks grew red from embarrassment as I dialed moms number. She picked up on the second ring.

" Mama ! " I said cheerfully.

" What the hell is wrong with you boy? You think just because you some big rapper now you can't answer calls? And then some little hussy answered- " my mom ranted on and on.

" Mama! That wasn't a 'little hussy'. That was my girlfriend. "

" Excuse me? "

" She didn't know you were my mom"

" Mhm "

I was a mamas boy growing up. My mom has never liked any girl I was involved with. She never thinks the girl is good enough for me. Alan was someone I wanted to be around for a long time, so we might as well get pass this now.

" Ma how about you come over for dinner tonight? "

" Ok that would be lovely. Now I can meet this temporary hoe. "

" Ma, chill." I said with a more serious tone.

" Okay okay sweety. I'll be there at 7, that okay? " She said chuckling.

" Okay"

Alan P.O.V

" Alan dear... " Rocky said, easing up to me.

" Rocky dear... " I said mocking him.

" Mymomiscomingoverfordinnertonightat7andyoubasicallygottaprovethatyournotahoe. Breakfast was good " He blurted.

" Alright. " I said and put my dish away. Rocky looked surprised and followed me.

" That's it? " He said.

" Yea. What else am I suppose to say? "

" She said you were a hoe. I thought you would have spazzed. "