Bob the (un)happy unicorn

The beginning, middle and end

Bob the (un)happy unicorn

Once upon a time there was a unicorn called Bob. Bob, as any other unicorn, pooped raonbows and puked candy. One day, Bob was walking down the street when Jonas, his human friend, called Bob to have a talk:

- Yo Bob! Today's a litlle boring, don't you wanna.. go to the bathroom? ;-)
- No, fuck off, your crappy voice is annoying me.
- wow, i just wanted to make the day brighter..
- And who the fuck asked ?
- Your mom, last night.
- Why you're talking like that now, dude? !
- Doesn't matter.
- Fuck you then. - Bob hungs up and heads home..
But, when Bob gets there, he'a surprised by Jonas and hes mom fucking in the kitchen. He dies from shock.
 Bob trans into an angel, therefore, he becomes a fabulous winged unicorn ( or like.. a Pegasus, with a horn... whatever) , and come backs to the Earth. In the beggining of this new life, Bon was happy. But now, in the midlle of the pegasus, he realized they were some cocky bastards.
 Bob started felling down, but one day he met a beutiful, cool, nice and gentle girl and falls in love with her, and she said she liked him as wele, but Bob was tricked and started to felling unhappy again.
 Bob, then, learns that not everyting is what i looks like, that you mustn't expect anything from what you don't know. Bob had wished to be a pegasus before, because they were pretty, but their inside were horrendous. And the humans were pretty confusing. They looked like they didn't know themselves very wele, what they thought, what they felt.
 Bob wanted his unicorn family back, but... would they accept him back?
The answer was no.
Bob asked himself, why was that happening to him? He started realizing that life was unfair, hard and only favoured others. One day, Bob attempts suicide.
 He tries.. . But Bob's friends show up, and remind him that even though life is hard, it alsp has beutiful moments, that make all the pain worth it.
 Some people left Bob's life, some people arrive in it, so what? Life has to go on. And what Bob needed to do was take everything and everyone he loved, open his wings and fly, not caring about the future or the past. All he had to do was fly and make life become the most astounding rainbow.
       
                                                       The end.