phun guy: so i met a senior today
phun guy: he's pretty chill but he's so weird
confused homo: is he gay
phun guy: idk prolly
fedora ginger: wait what was his name
phun guy: tyler, why??
fedora ginger: tHATS MY BRO
fedora ginger: ADD HIM HES GAY AS FUCK
phun guy has added motherfucking princess
motherfucking princess: sup fuckers
voulet: oh no
motherfucking princess: wait
motherfucking princess: yOU'RE THE ONE WHO ASSAULTED ME THE OTHER DAY
voulet: idk what ur talking about
motherfucking princess: i will get my revenge
fedora ginger: SPACE BRO
motherfucking princess: SPACE BRO
floral dun: who even r u
motherfucking princess: ur worst nightmare
floral dun: o
flower power: names and pronouns???
motherfucking princess: tyler n he/him
motherfucking princess: i have gender issues lmao
confused homo: same
phun guy: same
phun guy: wOAH
confused homo: that was timed so well what the fuck
weak weekes: true love[tm]
fedora ginger: awh
motherfucking princess: is there anyone in this chat who's not gay
confused homo: we're all a lil gay here
motherfucking princess: wait i dont even know you guys
emotional father: we should introduce ourselves then
bork bork: orion, she/her
phun guy: orion where tf did u pop out from
bork bork: ive been here this whole time :^)
phun guy: smh
phun guy: also phun he/they
fedora ginger: you already know me and tiana
weak weekes: *tiana and i
fedora ginger: shh
floral dun: charlie, she/her
flower power: hana, she/her
voulet: violet, they/them
emotional father: mac, they/them
motherfucking princess; and the confused homo
confused homo: zane, he/they
confused homo: also im not confused i just cant be bothered changing my name
phun guy: gimme ur pass ill change it for u
confused homo: i dont trust you get away from me
phun guy: rude
motherfucking princess: i ship it
YOU ARE READING
The Gayest Group Chat Around
Humora group chat fic created for my friends and i, and is based off of some of our conversations its really just crack - we're all emo losers