Creepypasta Zodiac Scenario/Headcannon/Song (Request)

INTERVIEW: Slendy (expectations vs reality)

Slendy was asked a few question about the zodiacs...
Unfortunately he is a busy man handling 50 - 100 childish pasta's (some) co*BEN*ugh

We could only ask one

Masky "Slenderman... You must tell us how do you expect the zodiacs to act?"

Aries:

Dependable | finds em inside the kitchen with Toby's waffles half eaten still on their mouth asleep

Taurus:

Stalking victims pro | brings victims for a tea party... Creepy.... Have i mentioned creepy?

Gemini:

Energetic | earns that by sleeping almost the whole day

Cancer:

Mysterious | clumsy leaves diary/journal on the couch

Leo:

Mastermind | gets it from mystery shows... I saw her um.. Death note... Names... A Lot of names..

Virgo:

Emotionless | gets emotional when its that day of the month

Libra:

Smart | too lazy to reach the remote so they grab a book close to them

Scorpio:

Revengeful | just hates people having fun without them so they shoot them down

Sagittarius:

Funny | more of the funny is in their hilarious expressions

Capricorn:

Selfless | as long as its not the TV remote or their action figure toy ur good

Aquarius:

Carefree | in the kitchen when no ones home

Pisces:

Sweet | tear you to shred if u say something bad about their bias