P.2room mate..

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Your common comments...

Aries: Masky

"Where the hell did my clothes go?! Why is my drawer filled with rocks!!!? Timothy!!!"

Him "Your clothes are under your bed."
*folds fist.*

Taurus: liu woods

"Hey umm... Liu... No offence but you need to wash that scarf its so bloody... How long-?"

Him: "5 years straight."
*runs after him*

Gemini: jeff the killer

"Yo jeff!! Your stupid knifes are everywhere!"

Him "oh that? That's jeff junior 13 my favorite!"
*breaks knife*

Cancer: laughing jack

"L.J have you seen my-"

Him "its not what it looks like!"

*takes a pic of him in his green mask*

Leo: hoodie

"Hoodie! Keep your damn stuff out of my space!"

Him creepily grinning "Our space is together."

*throws a pillow at his face*

Virgo: ticci toby

"Toby its time to clean up!"

Him "I would... But I don't feel pain."

*slaps* doesn't flinch.
Him "exactly."

Libra: bloody painter

"Helen... Why did you paint my pillow?"

Him "I ran out of paper."
*points at his NOT painted pillows*

Scorpio: pupeteer

"Puppeteer, we need to talk."

Him "I swear I'll change!!"
*Wtf face*
Him "force of habbit."

Sagittarius: Jason the toy maker

"Jason I found your blue toy."

Him "its not a toy his my best friend."
*Wtf face/doll moves/mentally freaks out afraid to look down"

Capricorn: sally

"Sally where's my white sweater?"

"Oh this?"
*holds up pink sweater...*

Aquarius: clockwork

"Hey clock? What time is it?"

"I don't know adventure time?"
*mental face palm.*

Pisces: jane the killer

"Jane what's this?"

"Ahhh!!!!"
*looks carefully at the piece of cloth... Wtf.... This is a... Bra... Its mine!*

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