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What can brush but cannot bite?A comb!
What can flow but cannot walk?WATER
Narrator: Billy had an idea!He stuck chewing gum to He's ears to prove it.
Jack:HEY!(screaming)BILLY TRIED TO STICK HIS EARS DOWN WITH CHEWING GUM!
BILLY:NO!I JUST PARK THEM THERE SO I COULD HAVE A CHEW LATER ON.
NARRATOR: Billy turned as red a pillar box.

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