Matti was driving home from work. It was a horrible day down at the court. There was a law suit for undercooked chicken that was trying to be served to his friend. Matti just wanted to sink into her couch and watch "grind on me fail compilations" and eat hot cheetos, those were her favorite types of days. Matti got home and went to the pantry immediately. When she opened to door she had to swat away the damn spiders. She looked up and down the pantry a couple of times until she could not see her hot cheetos she just previously bought. At this point Matti was filled with rage and went into the living room when she saw her roommate Alyssa with her hot cheetos on her lap. Alyssa was about to eat the last chip, but Matti was not going to let that happen! She would get that god damn fucking chip if it was the last thing she does. Matti threw her pumps and hoops off and glided her foot across the ground a couple of times. She then clapped and swan dived for the chip Alyssa was about to eat. Matti then missed the chip and Alyssa ate it. Matti was filled with rage, something she never felt towards Alyssa.
"I'm so freaking pissed. I'm about to have a bf. I'm going to write a letter."
She then continued to grab a piece of paper and a pen. She glided her arm along the coffee table to clear everything off.
"Dear cheetos company, can you please make your bags bitch proof. And at least leave space for me to sharpie in my name." She wrote and said aloud.
Alyssa just sat there licking the Cheeto dust off her fingers.
"Have fun getting sued by the Cheeto factory. I'm leaving and never coming back." Matti stomped out of the house and into her car.
"Oh well." Alyssa thought.
Silence.
"This is nice not have a bitch around."
Alyssa looked around the room and sat in silence.
"Hey fluff." Alyssa waved to the cat.
The cat was frozen and upsidedown.
"Shit probably should have fed you-" alyssa looked at her wrist with a drawn on crayola watch.
"- ten years ago."
"Well this is nice." Alyssa twiddled her thumbs.
"OH FUCK THE RENT." Alyssa yelled.
She then ran to the pantry door and swung it open and swated away the damned spider and grabbed the bag of hot cheetos shoved way in the back that had Matti's name written on it. She then ran out of the house to Matti's car who was still stitting there.
"I knew you would come back for me." Matti yelled and jumped out of the car.
"Here's your cheetos." Alyssa gave her the cheetos
"Oh I don't even need those I'm just a attention whore." Matti dropped kicked the chips
Then Alyssa wiped out her dick for harambe and slapped Matti in the face with it.
YOU ARE READING
The Last Bite
Short StoryIt's was a long day at work and Matti just returned home from her job as a judge at the city court. All she wants when she gets home is a nice bag of hot cheetos. Will she get them? Find out in "The Last Bite"
