Amanda pulled out her map (a slice of onion) and figured out their way to the door. They were rolling through the sandpit until they noticed a large bucket toppling down over their heads. Amanda shut her eyes and prayed for mercy as she heard it slam against the ground.
She slowly opened her eyes and realised that she was a fucking bitch, the biggest mother fucking bitch in the world, and was so fucking proud of herself.
"Wow!" She exclaimed, jumping up and down like the lil bitch she is. "This lighting makes me look sluttier than usual!" She paused "Terrence Tomato will love it! Probably even more than the nudes I sent him last night (he managed to screenshot them even though I sent it on one second).
After a second or two, Alex Avocado slopped onto the ground beside Amanda, saying, "My god, I really am a manwhore!"
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The Avocado
Short StoryThis is literally a story about avocados. Don't ask ~ Yes this is purposely bad ~ Expect a part 3 soon ;)
