Everyday Wind(a Gintama fanfiction)

A mayora, a sadist, a stalker gorilla, what more?!

Hiroki had tried to resist the man who called himself Hijikata, but had ultimately been dragged to the Shinsengumi headquarters. The handcuffs Hijikata had hooked onto Hiroki made the two seemed as if they were holding hands, much to Hiroki's disgust. That also led to people shooting weird glances the two on their way there. You could almost hear mothers' telling their children in the background,"Don't look, you'll get infected by their indecency!"

Now, our dear Hiroki here dislikes many things, and negative attention was one of them. As a women's man(*coughs*), Hiroki would never allow a stranger to taint his reputation with women, however, unable to break off from the piece of metal, he was left with no choice, and protested to the other male:

"Hijikata-kun!! People are staring!"

"As a criminal, I believe you have better things to worry about."

"But my reputation-"

"Do you really believe you have a reputation with THAT attitude of yours?"

"Huh?! That do you mean by 'THAT attitude' you bastard?!"

"It's called 'THAT attitude' because you don't even know it yourself!"

The argument lasted until they made it to the headquarters of the so called 'Shinsengumi'. A certain light haired male greeted them at the entrance.

"Hijikata-san, who is that? Surely you wouldn't have dumped Danna(1) for another man? Or what is it, did you get hooked to being handcuffed since the last time? Don't be shy, Hijikata-san, you should've just called Danna if you wanted some company-"

"SHUT IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU."

"Aye, vice captain."

To which Hiroki added,"Aye, homo vice captain."

And so the brown-haired male and Hiroki happily took turns to tease the already annoyed male, much to the latter's annoyance.

"Aye, homo-maso vice captain."

"Aye, homo-maso-mayora vice captain."

"ENOUGH! And Hiroki, you're coming with me. Another word from your mouth and you're dead." Hijikata raised his arm to reach for another cigarette in his pockets, pulling a very annoyed Hiroki along with him. As they left, the playful tone of the light haired male bid  them farewell from the entrance.

"Aye, homo-maso-mayora-tsuntsun vice captain."

The rest of the walk to the commander's office consisted of silence, with the occasional whining by Hiroki, his free hand pressing on the newly inflicted swell bump on his head in an attempt to push the still slight warm bump down.

"We're here. Kondo-san, I brought you a volunteer here, may I come in?"

Hiroki heard a man's deep voice saying,"Please do." Before he was once again dragged into the room.

"Oioi Hijikata-kun, I'm no volunteer, you forced yourself on me!"

Locking the door behind them and finally releasing Hiroki from the metal handcuffs, Hijikata spoke,"Kondo-san, it's him. I found him destroying the Otose Snack's building, so I figured he must be something. And the next moment he came up to me asking for a job to he could repay his debts. Unable to reject this pitiful guy, I decided to give him a chance to work with us."

"Huh what are you sa-"

"Oh, if that's the case, we welcome you with open arms! Thank you for cooperating, really, we're in trouble here due to the lack of capable man. May I ask for your name?"