~ The Weird Mind Of A Hetalian ~

If The Countries Went To School

Italy : Oh poop a doot

Germany: poop..a doot? ..what?

Italy: I lost my text book daRn YoU . WE WERE GONNA LEARN ABOUT ITALY TODAY

Germany: ..

Germany: Italy..

Germany: You ARE Italy..

Italy: Oh

Germany: yeah...

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England : And for the talent show's last act .. we have Alfred singing..

America : *walks on stage. Wearing American flag evERYTHING* .. helLO everYONE..~ I have a lil song to sing. >~<

Canada : *in audience* .. oh gosh ..

America : *hears music start in the background * ... *suspense* ..

Audience : ...0-0..??

America: *inhales* iF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTEN EYE JOE

China : nO!! *runs and tackles America off the stage* NO COTTON EYED JOES ARE WHATEVER THAT SONGS ABOUT..

America : the flip flap tickle tack man you ruined my song

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Denmark : WE ARE FAMILY *Dragging Norway through the halls*

Norway : ...

Denmark : NORWAY FINISH THE SONG

Norway : I rather be in history class ..

Denmark : nah we're taking a walk

Norway: ...

Norway : *pulls himself away from Denmark and punches him * get rekt

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Japan : ...

America : Japan

America : Kiku

America : antisocial outcast

Japan : ... yes ...?

America : bruh why aren't you paying attention to the teacher jeez you're gonna get a bad grade

Japan : ...

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Carly-Chan/Me : .. *in office with most da countries in this chapter * .. and this is why we don't enroll you in school..

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Okay guys ^~^ that's all for this chapter that I forgot to public.. heh.. 0-0 . Plz don't kill me I like life ...
but uh ..
If you want a certain scenario done. Please comment because I'd LOVE to see what you'd like from me..
alsoineedideasbutshhh
Anyways..!
Bye :D

~UnnoticedGermanic