Funny Moments with the Kids

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Early Childhood Days: Pre-school to Grade 2

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Kuya Enteng: Ma, san ka galing?
Me: Naglaro ako ng badminton kasama ng mga moms ng classmates mo.
Kuya Enteng: Ma, wag ka na ulit maglalaro kasama nila.
Me: Why baby?
Kuya Enteng: Eh ma, bad yun! Dapat maglaro ka ng GOODminton!
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Me: Baby, what is your favorite number?
Ate Nikki: Tweld
Me: Anak, "v" yun, sabihin mo, twelve
Ate Nikki: tweld
Me: (making sounds) Vvvvv, Vvvv Gayahin mo ako anak, Vvvvv
Ate Nikki: Vvvvv, Vvvvv
Me: Good! O sabihin mo, Vvvvv, twelvvvvve!
Ate Nikki: Vvvvv, tweldddd
Me: Mali pa rin anak, ulitin mo pa
Ate Nikki: ma, six na nga lang!
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(While waiting at the parking outside Pan de Manila)

Baby Bry:  Warning Security TV
Me: ha?
Baby Bry: ayun ma, nabasa ko sa wall
Me: anak, mali. Basahin mo ulit
Baby Bry: warning, CCTV
Me: o, san mo nakuha yung Security TV?
Baby Bry: warning, C... Curity... TV!
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Kuya Enteng: Ma, ano ibig sabihin ng virgin?
Me: .....
Kuya Enteng: Ma, ano nga?
Me: ..... Ah... Virgin.... Ano, ibig sabihin, wala pang asawa, wala pang boyfriend or girlfriend... Yun! Bakit mo tinatanong?
Kuya Enteng: ah, kasi di ba mama, sa bible nandun si Virgin Mary.

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Me: kuya Enteng, gusto mo i-enroll kita sa Voice Lessons?
Kuya Enteng: okay lang ma
Ate Nikki: Ma, ako enroll mo sa GIRL's lessons ha!

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(While attending a children's party at Shakey's, the waiter served our table with two pichers of drinks, one is Sprite and the other is Iced Tea)

After the party:

Me: Baby Bry, are you happy? Nag enjoy ka ba?
Baby Bry: yes ma.
Me: nabusog ka?
Baby Bry: yes ma, ang sarap ng water nila lasang Coke!

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