This isn't a quote but its something that just happened. It's quite entertaining xD
Me and mum: *watching Marilyn Manson concerts*
Me: "Hey look, there's Johnny Depp in this one."
Mom: "whAT OH MY GOD" *frantically clicks video*
*Marilyn and Johnny come up on screen, Johnny playing guitar*
Mom: *screams* "HOLY FUCK IS HE PLAYING OH MY GOD HE IS I'M DYING. IF I WENT TO A CONCERT AND THIS HAPPENED, I WOULD LITERALLY JUST DIE, RIGHT THERE."
Me: *laughing at how my mom is just like me with any other band*
Mom: "Marilyn is so fucking high, he can't even sing right. Johnny's fucked up too look at that."
Mom: "Oh, Marilyn's lipstick is messed up. You know him and Johnny got it on back stage."
Me: *bursts out laughing*
Mom: "What? You know he's bi. I wanted to morph them together but not like that."
Me: *dies of laughter*
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Mother Dearest
SonstigesQuotes from my mum. My mum is pretty cool, and she says some strange shit sometimes. So I thought I'd put it in a book for you all.
