My mom's obsessed with him sorry.
*watching Charlie and The Chocolate Factory*
*sees cow getting whipped (whipped cream)*
Brother: "I would just but him in a cage." (Talking about the cow, not getting the joke)
Mom: "Yeah I'd put Johnny Depp in a cage and only let him out to 'play'"
YOU ARE READING
Mother Dearest
RandomQuotes from my mum. My mum is pretty cool, and she says some strange shit sometimes. So I thought I'd put it in a book for you all.
