Shrek returns to his swamp and goes to his secret cave, where all of his hostages are.
He started shoving his moist onions in all of their arses. Each one died from pain. Shrek was so sad, that he decided to kill himself. He grabbed a noose and tied it to his tree.
He put his neck in the loop, tightened it, and stood on a chair. One tear drop fell and he pushed the chair and he hung himself. His body hung there for several days. Then suddenly his rusty cousin Shrook, came over, saw his body and laughed.
Shrek opened his eyes immediately and broke the noose with his mighty hands. He tackled and killed shrook. He never liked Shrook anyway.
Shrek ate Shrook's body and roared. He shit everywhere because Shrook was filled with nothing but Milk and pepperoni.
The end
