All Glee Songs 2

Mister Monotony (4x03)

Playing on his slide trombone in a certain monotone
He was known as Mister Monotony

Sometimes he would change the key
But the same dull melody
Would emerge from Mister Monotony
Folks for miles would run away
Only one prefer'd to stay
She would come around and say
"Have you got any monotony today?"

They got married as they should
She was known as Missus Monotony
From another village came a snappy clarineter
It was the end of Mister Monotony(Eh,eh,eh)

Soon there came another pride
but the answer when she died

"Have you got any Monotony today?"

"Have you got any monotony today?" (today)
Can't play (Can't play)

Haven't got any monotony today"