Cats

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Jane: Um, guys...

Clocky: Yo.

Eyeless Kitty: What.

Lil Miss Rarity: Yes Dear?

Jane: Why, is there a damn cat in my room?!?!

Clocky: I dunno.

Eyeless Kitty: Me neither..

Lil Miss Rarity: I don't know why there is a cat in your bedroom darling.

Jane: WELL GET IT THE FUCK OUT!!!!

Clocky: Why?

Eyeless Kitty: Aww is poor ole Janey afwaid of a wittle kitty?

Lil Miss Rarity: I can't.. I'm sorry dear.. I'm... busy..

Jane: SOMEONE GET IT OUT!

Sally: Hey guys!

Jane: ONE OF U GUYS GET THE FUCKING CAT OUTTTT!!!!

Sally: Huh?

Clocky: Just have Sally get the cat.

Eyeless Kitty: Yeah.

Lil Miss Rarity: ...

Sally: OOOOH! A KITTY!

Jane: WELL HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET IT!

Sally: K

Clocky: Uhhmm.. okay..

Eyeless Kitty: Awkward...

Lil Miss Rarity: Speaking of awkward... why is Scarlet still acting weird?

Clocky: I dunno.

Eyeless Kitty: She told me she's been having dreams about these circus performers from "Black Butler".

Lil Miss Rarity: Circus performers? I don't remember any being in the season of it...

Eyeless Kitty: There was a full season of it called "Black Butler Book Of Circus".

Lil Miss Rarity: Oh my! I suppose I have some seasons to catch up on!

Eyeless Kitty: Yep.

Clocky: Hey guys, how did a cat get in Jane's room anyhow?

Eyeless Kitty: Idk.

Lil Miss Rarity:... I think I know who...

*Lil Miss Rarity has left chat*

Eyeless Kitty: Huh. Weird..

Clocky: Ya.

Eyeless Kitty: Why is Jane afraid of cats anyways?

Clocky: She told me they just mess with her allergies and they give her goosebumps by how quick they are.

Eyeless Kitty: Why isn't she afraid of me?

Clocky: Cuz. Ur not a "Cat" cat.

Eyeless Kitty: Oh...

Sally: There! Got it!:3

Jane: Oh my god thank you Sally...

Eyeless Kitty: Finally.

Clocky: Ikr.

Jane: ..... I hate you guys

Clocky: What?

Eyeless Kitty: It's not our fault ur afraid of cats.

Jane:..... Fuck you guys

*Jane has just ended chat*


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