When the teacher says "Everyone hand in their home work" and I completely forgot there was home work.
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That moment every Suday when you remember there's shool tomorow.
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EX means: Thanks for our EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.
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MY DAY:
Morning:LAZINESS
Afternoon:DYING FOR REST
Night:CAN'T SLEEP
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I'm not rude, i just speak what everyone else hasn't the balls to say.
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My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said "Tooth Fairy,EasterBunny and Santa." Then I walked away like a boss.
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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.
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Me and you is friends
you smile, I smile...
you hurt, i hurt...
you cry, I cry...
You jump of Bridge I gonna miss your E-Mails
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Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one.
Break thir BONES, they have 206.
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It's hard to find a friend who is:
95% talented
96% funny
98% loving
99% inteligent
And 100% sweet.
SO DON'T YOU DARE LOSE ME!!
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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
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if you're going to be a smart ass-first you have to be smart otherwise you're just an ass.
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Don't judge me cause I'm quiet.
No one plans a murder out loud.
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-I'm not lazy. I'm just on my energy saving mode.