Chapter 3

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When the teacher says "Everyone hand in their home work" and I completely forgot there was home work.

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That moment every Suday when you remember there's shool tomorow.

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EX means: Thanks for our EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.

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MY DAY:

Morning:LAZINESS

Afternoon:DYING FOR REST

Night:CAN'T SLEEP

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I'm not rude, i just speak what everyone else hasn't the balls to say.

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My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said "Tooth Fairy,EasterBunny and Santa." Then I walked away like a boss.

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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.

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Me and you is friends

you smile, I smile...

you hurt, i hurt...

you cry, I cry...

You jump of Bridge I gonna miss your E-Mails

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Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one.

Break thir BONES, they have 206.

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It's hard to find a friend who is:

95% talented

96% funny

98% loving

99% inteligent

And 100% sweet.

SO DON'T YOU DARE LOSE ME!!

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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

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if  you're going to be a smart ass-first you have to be smart otherwise you're just an ass.

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Don't judge me cause I'm quiet.

No one plans a murder out loud.

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-I'm not lazy. I'm just on my energy saving mode.  

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