I'm shy at first but...i do the stupidest random shit when i get comfortable with someone.
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When I die i want my last words to be, "I left a million dollars under the...."
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I'm not arguing i'm simply explaining i'm right
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When a girl says "whatever", she really means; I hope you get shot, off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it.
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When I Was Younger....
-I put my hands in my shirt and told people i lost them.
-I slept with all my stuffed animals so none got offended.
-I restarted the vedio game when i knew i was going to loose.
-I poured soda into the cap and pretended i was taking shots.
Can you relate?
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Ten lies they tell you in high school:
1)We are here to help you
2)You will use algebra after highschool
3)Everyone is like one big happy family
4)Guidance councilers are always available to listen
5)You can be late and get away with it
6)Your locker combination is private
7)Thr principle is your friend
8)The food is better
9)The assemblys' are fun
10)If you study you won't have a problen on the test.
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When you change your answer on a test only to find out latet it was right. -_-
