Ninjas, Fighting, and Love -Ikki Tousen/Tenjou Tenge/Naruto Fan Fiction-

Monkey's Taking Over the World (edited)

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Hakufu's POV:

I woke with a jolt. I just had the craziest dream ever. Well, maybe not because I had crazier dreams than this soooooooo yea.

Anyway, I dreamt that monkey's were taking over the world and we all were their slaves in an eternal monkey hell.

I know right, weird dream. But honestly I can't really disagree with this. I mean they probably hate us with all their monkey bones because that English guy back in the something hundreds traded their stuff with the Africans for bananas. {If I'm epically wrong about this then don't judge me because I was too lazy to Google where bananas came from}. 

For hundreds of years we traded and produced bananas for our own luxury. What about the monkeys? They don't have anymore bananas because we stole it from them. That's the only thing they get as a nutritional source of Vitamins.......something and letters! {Once again don't judge me for not knowing which vitamins are in bananas because I was too lazy to Google it}.

Plus, I think it wouldn't be too hard for them to take over the world anyway. I mean look at all the monkey franchise wee have: you have movies where monkeys are climbing up buildings with a stupid blond bimbo screaming "Help!!!!!!!!" like a crackhead when people are obviously trying to help her. And it's kinda hard to fight him off when you have a 12 foot 800 ton monkey flinging you around like a doll and smacking airlines like they're toys.

Then you have movies where monkeys are going up into space. Like what the tacos??? You already had Apollo 13 go up their, what's the point for more people, hell not even people, monkeys?!

Then you have movies where monkeys are going all banshee shit on our asses and ripping cages open and attacking people like zombies (only without the whole I'm gonna eat your brains shit).

Then you have movies when monkeys can TALK!! No, not some "Ooga ooga" or some monkey laugh thing, you have monkeys where they're speaking plain English. Fluently too.

Not only to mention that we kidnap them from Africa and show them in zoos and Six Flags Safari Park. 

Hey, I'm not the only one who believes this is possibly true. People on TV and the Internet think so as well. 

Now, I'm not trying to start a big hullabaloo on how we're all gonna die, but just think for a moment on how we portray monkeys. I would become a bit skeptical too. But not the whole i can speak English thing and I'm a big-ass monkey on steroids thing too. I don't think that's possible unless you have a crazy mad scientist who does experiments on them. Hell we already do because two-thirds of the products we use that are shown on TV were tested in animals. Especially monkeys.

Plus they have a higher advantage. They can use their hands and feet to climb trees, jump/swing to far places, open doors, have sharp hands and can bite, and other stuff. 

They already attacked tourists. Remember the thingy with the Bamboo's? Yea, crazy shit right there. 

I rest my case. 

That was such a heated convo I just had with myself! Gotta warn the Hokage just in case!

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THIRD PERSON POV

Hakufu told Lord Hokage all about the monkey's. It was a very awkward conversation though...

Lord Hokage presumed Hakufu crazy and tried to put her in an asylum for a few days. But that plan failed epically(sp?)!

The last time Hakufu encountered any form of liquid in a syringe was that one time with the Pedophile King!(Yea, you guys know who I'm talking about! *HINT,HINT* I'm foreshadowing an event that is coming up soon sooo watch out for that!) But that's a story for another day!

Hakufu escaped Lord Hokage's office like guy with stomach pains that's in dire need of some Pepto Bismol!

She ran away soooooo far that she reached The Land of Sand in less than 20 minutes!

She hid there for about a month, disguising herself as an fortune teller that lived on the outskirts of the village.

When she returned to the Hidden Leaf, she found Kakashi and his squad,or team, or group, whatever you want to call it!

She ended up telling them the whole story.

We end this chapter with her saying,"And that's why you should never have bananas for dinner!"

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