Son of Poseidon

1-Percy

-This is a recording by Percy Jackson and Jason Grace. The side comments will be in ( ) and a they have been told by me to keep it to a bare minimum and not cut each other off *cough cough* Jason. Please keep confidential information confidential within this story and yourself as this regards information that in the wrong hands could kill a demigod. Thank you for your cooperation and normaldemigodwizard is over and out-

Being chased by evil gorgons that wanted to feed me poisoned Cheese-n-Wieners (Jason- What ever those are.) made my day. I slid down a mountain across about 12 lanes of traffic on a platter right up to a hippie lady who wanted me to carry her to where I am now, Camp Jupiter. Of course I said, "No way hippie lady!" What else would be in a pleasant chat between an old lady and a teenager?
"Your loss, my dear and my name is Juno." Hippie lady replied with old lady rudeness which I didn't appreciate very much.
"Whatever. Anyway I got to run, there are these crazy gorgons chasing me, so...GOODBYE!" I shouted as I ran towards the maintenance tunnel where there should have been two other demigods with weapons on guard duty, but with my luck of course there wasn't anybody there to let me in. "GREAT," I was thinking as I hit the dead end, "now I'm in trouble. I just trapped MYSELF in a cave waiting patiently for my DEATH." Finally as nervous and restless as I was with my ADHD I put my hand up against the wall and fell forward as it opened up and closed right behind me leaving the gorgons to give up trying to eat me. The guards were on THIS side of the door which made me mad. When I fell down, a skinny boy with lightning blue eyes and blond hair caught me. When I saw his face it was an indescribable moment. It was so indescribable that I can't even describe it. (Jason- NO WAY!!!) I immediately thought he would be a good friend. (Jason- Goood friend, good friend? Not great friend? I am NOT going to buy you hot chocolate tomorrow!)
"Woah." The boy said as he caught me. "What is your name?"
"I am Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon."
"Poseidon? Are you sure your father is not Neptune? I mean you'd have to be Greek to be son Poseidon and you're in Roman camp. Oh, and my name is Jason Grace." Jason said with a nervous laugh.
"No really, I am son of Poseidon. Take me to your leader!"
"At your service." Jason said with a low bow.
"Don't you have like a co-praetorship?" Percy asked.
"Yes. If you insist I'll bring you to Reina, but just don't mention your Greek before we get there. Come on Frank let's go. It is Hazel and Octavian's turn to take this boring job of guard. Although I suppose even praetors have to do it once in a while." Jason told the other guard who was standing silently beside us as he lifted me back up to a standing position.