So You Got Tagged...What The Heck Does That Even Mean??!!!

I got tagged...AGAIN!!!

Hello children of the world, I am here today writing this because I have once again been tagged by the same person as mentioned in the last tag. That's another thing to have learned about tagging is that not only can you be tagged just once, but perhaps multiple times. Perhaps if you are popular enough, you will even be asked thrice times (but probably not).

I have decided to answer a series of ten questions that I have found off of other Wattpad stories under the search term: good tagging questions. Once again, if you enjoy any of the same things that I enjoy please comment or press the little star icon thingy at the bottom to show your support for me in all of my gloriousness. Okay, so onto the tagging question and answer goodness:

1. Do you take the shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?

Being the awesome rebel that I am, I take not only those little sample bottles, but I also take a whole roll of toilet paper. And sometimes, if I'm feeling especially deviant, I will even steal food from the complimentary breakfast. Now that, my friends, is hardcore.

2. Do you have a crush on anyone?

If by crush you mean: follow them home every night, stitch their face into your grandma's quilt, take a candid picture and stick it to a blow up doll you sleep with every night...then no. But otherwise, uh, yeah. I gots a crush.

3. Who is your crush?

He's a friend I've known since kindergarten which is weird when you think about it because that means I've known him back when he had snot dripping from his nose and owned Thomas the Tank Engine bedsheets. Nevertheless, I'm pretty crazy about him even though he goes to a different school now and we've kind of lost touch. Excuse me while I go cry in the other room.

4.  List everything in your purse/man-satchel

Oh god.
Here goes:
1 piece chewed gum (complete with wrapper to keep the saliva off of my precious bag)
2 packs unchewed gum (mint and watermelon-both Trident)
1 oversized off-pink wallet whose contents include a shitload of quarters, 67 dollars, 3 two dollar bills, 1 of those old fashioned five dollar bills, two house keys, a jack in the box voucher good for any single menu item, two Starbucks gift cards, a $10 iTunes gift card, a $25 dollar Walmart and a $5 yogurt land card.
10 pieces lint
1 chopstick trainer (for kids 3 and up, and apparently me)
1 fruit punch dum dum lollipop
1 chocolate tootsie pop
1 pack of 7eleven m and m cookies that are crushed to hell
1 cherry Chapstick
1 50 caliber handgun (jk! But I wish...)
And surprisingly no feminine products (I'll have to remedy that quickly or I shall be screwed in several weeks)

5. What are five things you wish you could invent?

I personally think there is a huge market for left handed toilet paper. I also would love to invent a mechanical llama best friend. As well, a cheerio shooter would make my life complete. Perhaps a new flavor of ice cream called "Post-Break-Up". For my final invention this is something I think would benefit everyone in the U.S. and potentially the world, wait for it, wait for it: I would love to invent a NEW president...One who is not Hillary or Trump.

6. How many push ups can you do in a row?

That would be a big fat, HELL NO! I don't even wanna think about push ups until I need physical therapy to recover from being shot after my big bank robbery heist in twenty years. But as of now, tis zero. I can do the "Down!" part, it's the, "And up!" that kind of ruins it for me.

7. What's something you've been stuck on?

Um...the couch.

8. What is your shoe size?

I wear a size ten but not because I'm like 5'0 and just have creepy giant feet or anything. I'm 5'10, just to clarify. Though my parents do claim that when I wear converse it looks like I have on clown shoes. Thanks guys, way to boost a teenage girl's self esteem. Excuse while I go cry in the other room...again.

9. Green grapes or purple grapes?

Well it depends really if I feel like choking to my death (purple grapes) or enjoying a nice little snack (green grapes). I guess I'm going to have to go with...Oreos.

10. Who is your inspiration?

Santa Claus, we should all be more like him-fat and jolly-he breaks into people's houses and LEAVES STUFF. If that isn't the kind of man you consider a hero, then you need to reevaluate your life. Plus, he's got that sexy beard, it's almost enough to overlook the fact that he lets little kids sit on his lap daily.

Alrighty, now that that's been covered it's time to list people I'm gonna tag! And this time, I'm actually gonna put REAL PEOPLE! Can you believe it? I know, neither can I! Alright guys so since I'm too lazy to write my own questions just answer the same ones I did here or make up your own or something. Anyways happy tagging! AND NO TAG BACKS!!! AHHHH!!!!

People I'm tagging:

iBroookie
Grimm1912
ews12w
neena_221
Yuka11
lobo2huskies
PAOLA_1282
Poesy7
MaryJaneMorbid
Gothpunk123

Yessss, this is the price you pay for following me! Mwhahahaha!
But uh, seriously guys you can choose not to do the tag if you don't want to, you'll only be stomping on like years of Wattpad tradition and sacred ceremony. No big deal or anything...
And if you're new and don't even really know what tagging is then just read the first chapter of this where I explained everything.
Have a great day/night/whatever cuz idk when or if you're reading this!