bambalina's pov
"Bambalina Robins."
Hi! How are you?! You're good?! That's fabulous!! I'm going to have so much fun! WE'RE going to have so much fun! Isn't that right?! *whispers* has my mom left yet? Has she? Oh, thank Jesus. I actually hate acting. I just happen to be good at it. Like acting like I like acting. I've seen this movie. I didn't like it. It was degrading to women. Making them seem like trash. Just like half of the auditionees today.
And yes, I am extremely shady.