A day in the life of Kenny mcormick

Part 2 the party

Hey you already know who I am so let's just continue with the story. So me Stan and Kyle were walking to the party, the weight of the Soda bottles had been pulling in my arms weighing them down with each stamp I took. Stan asked if I wanted him to take a bottle so that it wasn't heavy scince he could see me struggling, but I refused and said I could do it on my own. When we got to the party I slammed open the door and screamed
"HONEY IM HOME" everyone stared at me then started to cheer beacuse duh I'm the mathafuckin party king baby. Stan and Kyle kinda went and did there own thing ((hint hint wink wink hehe XD)) but I was looking around kinda getting used to my surroundings and I saw the snack table so I went and got some sailor jerry and some coke and drank it I saw there was a spin the bottle game but I thought I'd wait for a little bit get drunk so I didn't know who Id be kissing but I did smoke something idk I was to drunk to know. But I needed to pee so I walk in the bath room and who to guess I walked in on Stan and Kyle I turned around very Staggered and Stan walked out very quickly catching up and grabbed my shoulders. He said " ok ok I know that looked a little weird but wait... are you baked" I responded with " like a cake" ((that's a reference to a movie if you know it XD your amazing)) ok but you can't tell anyone about this ok. "Ok ok your secrets safe with me" I then went to take a step and ate shit! I held my nose as I felt blood spilling from it and curled up in a ball, "OWWW!!! GOD DAMMIT!". Butters had been down the hall and yelled "Kenny are you alright!" So he ran down the hall and him and Stan helped me up, " no no I got it" stumbling I almost fell when Butters offered to take me home I told him I can't. He asked me why I said I can't let my sister see me like this, "oh yeah" he said. "Do you want to come to my house and spend the night" he gasped "kinda like the old sleepovers we used to have!" he giggled then walked me to his car. " Ok are you drunk Butters" no he responded I don't drink yet, I ended up falling asleep in the car on the way to his house. But he woke me up and toldo me to take the bed and he would sleep in the floor I told him to just sleep on the bed and face the other way, so In the morning...

More suspense //le gasp// hehe XD thank you for reading there will be another one coming out soon I just have lots of stuff to do - A.F