"I LIEK EGGS!" screamed Wally one day.
Barry knew he officially fucked up the timeline this time, as his former side kick now was Trump. Barry looked around the place concerned over what he just did. He soon realized he was no longer in Central City. As he and the former Wally now, Trump were inside a Pineapple.
"what the hell happened here?" asked Barry who was very confused.
"we are waiting for batbob remember?" Trump/Wally said "he is very pissed off about me building a wall around his house"
"and I was saying how I had a dream of my best friend sucking my best plant" said Dick (not an actual dick just Dick Grayson)
"well I'M BATMAN!" screamed Wally/ Trump
"shut up Wally/Trump" yelled Dick
"well my name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive!" said batbob "oh wait! wrong person!" he laughed
"what the actual fuck" asked Barry as Garrybatdog went down the stairs
"wait!" yelled Bluebeetle who appeared out of nowhere "aren't slugs just homeless snails!?" he said before taking some food and leaving
"we have to deal wit more important things at the moment!" said batbob "such as how trump/wally made a wall around my house!" he yelled
"it was because of my love of Dicks plants" Wally / Trump said
"okay... I guess I better go and fuck with another timeline!" said Barry.
But there was no timeline left to fuck. Tis timeline fuckboii was extremely deprived of hs timeline.
"bring me back kake" said Wally/Trump
"only if you do the ice bucket challenge!" dared Dick
and a bucket of ice cold water came from nowhere. Evaporating Wally/Trump like the witch in the wizard of OZ "that was easy!" said batbob and they all lived happily in batbobs pineapple house wit the wall around it.
THE END?
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