Not exactly a oneshot, but it's still funny

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Tord looked around the house for what seemed like hours. Yet no one was there. None of his house mates had told them that they were going out, which they always did before leaving. The norski called out to them multiple times, yet nothing. A knock on the door caught his attention. Tord ran to the door and opened it, expecting it to be his friends. It was just three little kids. One dressed as a doctor, one as a ghost, and one as a witch. Tord was confused for a moment before he realized that it was Halloween. They had no candy in the house so Tord sighed and told them to wait a minute. He came back with two hand guns and a knife. "Happy Halloween." He put the weapons in their baskets and slammed the door shut. Tord walked around the house one last time before deciding to go to bed. He walked to his room and lied down, already starting to drift off.

"Toooooord."

Said person sat up immediately. He grabbed a gun on a nearby table he had for self defense. He fired at the figure by his bed. The person fell to the floor.

"Oh shit! Abort! Abort!" Matt came out of Tord's closet. Edd soon after, each rushing to the person's side. "Guys? Who is that?" Edd turned on the lights and showed the Tord had just shot Tom in the stomach. "Oh......whoops." 

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