Another boondock saint

So this is jade-shadow?

It's night time now and I'm standing a few rooftops over when I saw instead of seeing two shadows I saw four. I thought for a moment then decided if this was a trap I could handle myself I snuck up behind them and said

"You called for me."

They turned around and the man with the saints asked while looking towards Conner and asked

"So this is jade-shadow?"

"Yes that is her."

The girl with him then said

"I imagined her bigger."

"And I imagined I would be meeting the saints and not two washed up special agents who think there still all that."

"Well I'm agent smecker." the guy said

"And I'm agent dolly."

"Well dolly, smecker. nice to meet you. now saints what do you want?"

"We want to go after the entire Russian mob and we would like your help to kill them all."

"Well I think I might join."

After I said that I heard the washed up girl cop whisper to smecker

"I bet she's just scared they'll beat her up."

I snapped my eyes to her and told her

"You are retarded to think I'm scared of two washed up cops and two untrained, unarmed, Irish boys!"

She just looked at me dumbfound

"How could you hear that."

"I've trained my ears to hear anything and everything."

"Wow, so what else can you do?"

"I can shoot any gun or bow you give me and I can speak 7 different languages."

"Just like that aliki girl." replied Murphy

"Well who do you think taught her?"

"We always assumed she was lying."

"Well she wasn't, now when are we going to kill the Russian mob."

"A few weeks at most."

"Alright well I'll be off."

Right then I felt Murphy and Conner grab my arms

"Oh no you don't, dolly,smecker why don't you go home."

"Alright."

As the cops walked away I decided to have some fun with the macmanus twins and flip them over and yell don't touch my bum and then thinking I might be in danger I ran hoping over rooftops sliding on the gravel. once I was about 15 buildings away and could barely make out the shadows that were yelling at me to come back I finally felt safe so I took of my mask for a second to catch my breath. when I heard the shouting getting closer I put the mask back on secured it so it wouldn't come of in a fight. I waited till smecker was right next to me to jump out and cover his mouth with my hand then drag him into the shadows where I was hiding.

"Why did the saints not let me leave earlier?"

"They wanted to see you without your mask and they didn't think you'd say yes to taking it off so they thought they'd hold you down and take it off themselves."

"Well they could have just asked."

After another moment of thinking I let smecker up and told him to take me to the boys, he obliged and I followed him to the middle of the rooftop to where the boys were and dolly was nowhere to be seen.

"Well boys if you wanted to see me without my mask on you could have just asked."

"Really? We thought it would be harder to get you take it off."

"Well now that you grabbed me I'm not going to maybe later, and don't take it off by force 'cause there's a code system on the back and without the right code it'll electrocute your hand with 50 volts of energy."

"Yeah right."

"If you want to try go ahead."

After what seams awhile of thinking he typed in a random code, then we heard

"Oh holy shit,god dammit,why the fuck why would you let me electrocute my hand?"

"Because you were being a bitch to my Freind aliki by not letting her join and then asking her to help you find me just so you could ask me for help when she was just as capable!"

"Well she can help to, we could use a tracker."

"OH NO YOU WILL NOT BE USING ALIKI AS A TRACKER!"

"And why not are you jealous now."

"No I'm not jealous but she only helped you that one time because I was standing next to her. she's through with you two."

"Well then I've had a not so wonderful night my hand is numb I'm seeing star and Conner is going to take me home now so good night."

"Good night saints."





The end of this chapter