introduction- welcome to the kingdom, bitches

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hi i'm rainy.

                     at least, i'm pretty sure i am. has my whole life been a lie?

                     just kidding, i have no life. it's a funny story, to be honest. but unfortunately, as interesting as i am, we're not here to discuss me. we're here to discuss what gives my non-life meaning. freaking disney.

                     if you think that's pathetic you can leave in.. 5... 4... 3...

                     ha i'm not going to even count for you, just leave bitch.

                     yeah, so basically, disney is my life. i cry over the shippings, give mickey mouse & winnie the pooh virtual hugs, squeal whenever i hear "Let It Go", change my icons to the characters, and spend all of lunchtime talking with my friend about how much fun we're going to have this spring break in disney, florida.

                     and this is a book about god-knows-what.

                     except there is a 94.7% chance it'll be somewhat related to disney.

peace out.

- rainy

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