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7:35pm, Wednesday
Unknown Hello, it's me (not Adele bc, informing you so you can't think that actual Adele texted. Bc it's not gonna happen!)
Rose I don't have any bitches who're Adele's fan😒 who's this?
Unknown 'Heart break is a national anthem, we sing it proudly' You should get over your little achy hearty breakup as Taylor swift profoundly says.
Rose Wtf? What r u some pop dj annoying shit?!
Unknown Nope! I'm mother fuckin starboy!
Rose I get it, you're a pop weekend shit! So am i, but who the HALE r u?
Unknown Someone famous from Derek's and ur conversation!!
Rose Wait, u know Derek the old man, Derek the ass bastard?
Unknown Yup he's a total sourwolf to me.
Rose Okay there I draw the line! Who r u again or I'm gonna rip ur throat out with my teeth.
Unknown Since u r a girl it's sound intimidating more than Derek says but as you're a Derek's bitch, I should leave u alone.
Rose Excuse me?
Unknown Ahem ahem Let me introduce myself. I'm Derek's so called human boyfriend, STILES whose only defence is sarcasm:):):)
Rose You're STiLes!!!!!!!!!OMG
Stiles Hello friend!
Rose Holy! I didn't really imagine our first conversation like this
Stiles So you're Derek's little smiley face secret?
Rose And you're Derek's famous DJ boyfriend.
Stiles No I have my princess of my dream. Just in my dreams.
Rose Why in dreams?
Stiles Because I'm a loser and she's a queen, ps she thinks we're best buddies as she already have a jackass boyfriend.
Rose Must be sad.
Stiles
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Rose Omg! Is that her! And is that you? You guys look so A-MAZING!!! Btw I thought you would be ugly as Derek said. Another lie pointed. What's her name?
Stiles Yup he's total liar. I'm a total hot boy while my friend is a hot girl. Her name is Lydia. My Lydia❤️❤️❤️
Rose STYDIA!!!!!!
Stiles You made my day! Roza
Rose My name is Rose
Stiles Oh well that doesn't Derek's contact name said.
Rose Fuck Derek
Stiles U can fuck him later;)
Rose Stiles shut up, leave the bastards topic. Tell me about your only defence which is sarcasm.
Stiles That's because my friend who's a hot girl, Scott (yeah he's got some really sexuality gender probs), have fake girls nail art claws, his girlfriend Allison got really cool FAKE arrow and bow and she pretends she's the worlds most class hunter. And Lydia, she screams like she's freakin Katniss everdeen or something which literally tears my ears off. So yeah it lefts me with my precious bean sarcasm.
Rose That pretty explains, you guys r weird.
Stiles I know right. Our whole beacon hills is like freakin halloween whole year round.
Rose Yeah and our New York is like fucking Christmas whole year. All twinkly lights and other dipshits.
Stiles So what's up? As a new friend I must ask u how r u holding up after ur heartbreak?
Rose Pretty good. Pretty bad. Bad. Good. Idk. Damn it.
Stiles Why not good
Rose Not good because I'm mad. Because I think I've break that base in front of me and I'm pretty sure that I've to face my foster mom! Not good.
Stiles Pretty sucking, eh?
Rose Yeah btw how did u know about me?
Stiles I was getting bore and Derek was on a run without his phone which was beside me at the moment so I got the opportunity to get the answer of Derek being a smiley smiley face! And then I found your convo and I realise Derek's little dirty secret.
Rose Omg did he found out?
Stiles Nope! But the convo was HI-LARIOUS, you should start talking to him again.
Rose No he broke my heart.
Stiles He breaks everyone's heart. Nothing new. You're not the only one.
Rose Whys that? Why can't he be like a normal human being.
Stiles Because he's not a normal HUMANBEING!
Rose So tell me whys he always a grumpy pant?
Stiles I'm not telling u
Rose TELL ME MY SON!
Stiles U can ask by your self. I don't want my throat tone ripped off by him.
Rose Im not texting him again. I don't want myself to be his sappy message buddy.
Stiles Than u r being a total Derek's bitch, ya know he never replies to any text, like literally never replies to the messages which includes the matter of life and death.
Rose Stop calling me that, Derek's boyfriend!
Stiles DEREKS BITCH! DEREK BITCH! DEREKS BITCH
Rose Omg Derek was right about one thing, you really are annoying!!
Stiles I never denied that. Read
Rose saves Stiles as Derek's boyfriend Stiles saves Rose as Derek's bitch. -/-
What? Two updates in a day. Probably excited. Vote and comment. Ps I love you guys.
