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Same day, Same time
This is Derek This is Rose
"Roza?!"
"YOU RECOGNISED ME DER!!!!! WAS UP FAM?!!?"
"Rose are you okay?"
"Ever thought what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked spring as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns!!"
"ROZA ARE YOU DRUNK?"
"Nope.. I can't get drunk...okay maybe I'm!"
"Rose is everything okay? You're scaring me.."
"Yup! Everything's just perfect! It's the anniversary of the day my parents were killed, my friends hate me, school hates me, I hate me, Yeah everything's just fucking perhfucute!!"
"Rose, nobody hates you.."
"Everybody hates me, damn Der, I'm a fucking mess, I SUCK!"
"Roza, no you don't, listen to m-"
"Shut up Der!! By the way I have a brilliant idea! You should hate me too, we both should hate my self together, good idea right?"
"Roza shut the fuck up, God what are you talking about??"
"Mr. Big grumpy ass we're talking about hating me!"
"No we are not, Roza you're drunk and why the hell you're drunk??"
"For starters your face is drunk, second I'm no drunk and third no thing! And you sour wolf don't leave the motherfuckin topic. Let's HATE!"
"NO, let's love.."
"Nah I hate love. Everybody I love ends up in the grave by.. Ahem Ahem!"
"By?"
"Forget it Der! Why are you talking to my drunken ass, I'm so stupid, useless, God I'm a fucking shit right now!!"
"Roza will you stop bullshitting about yourself!"
"Nope! Because that bullshit is true. Nobody deserves me. I deserve to die!!"
"Roza are you suicidial?"
"No Doc Derek hale but I'm thinking of being one!"
"Amazing people don't suicide, don't even think about it!"
"That's right. Amazing people but I'm not one so I'm gonna die whoosh!
"Roza shut the fuck up, right now!"
"I mean what's the point of life when everybody hates you including yourself!"
"I don't hate you, please ROZA!"
"Then you don't like me!"
"Where are you now Rose?"
"Chill your balls I'm in my foster moms room!"
"Does it has a window?"
"No but a knife, sounds good to me!"
"ROZA PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP FOR THE FUCK'S SAKE!"
"Okay lips sealed!"
"Thank god..."
"Ow! Oops my fangs just hurt my lips!"
"Fangs???"
"Halloween Der, candy horror party duh??"
"God how high are you?"
"Pretty high to tell you and appreciate you that you're great. For sticking up with my silly ass and talking to me when I'm a trash!"
"Tell me what's going on there, why are you drunk, Rose?"
"Nope... First call me Roza!"
"You like it Roza?"
"Loooove it!!
"Okay Roza tell me please!"
"Well I don't want to lose you, so I'm not gonna tell you so you won't disappear!
"I'm not going to disappear. I'll be here. Please tell me."
"Okay."
"Okay."
"I loved my parents."
"I know that.."
"I'm still afraid you'll never talk to me!"
"Roza I'll never stop talking to you, I can't stop talking to you..."
"Why???????"
"Because I love you...."
"...."
"Roza you there?"
"Oh shame I thought it was Stiles!"
"ROZA TELL ME WHO KILLED YOUR PARENTS!! I CAN HELP YOU CATCH THEM!!"
"I killed them..."
"WAIT WHAT?"
"Oops I mean- hey I just remembered Laura's last name, ya remember my dead bff??!!"
"What is it? And Roza you're not making any sense!"
"Laura's last name was Laura Ha- OW you mother fucking doo- ow!!"
"Roza are you oka???"
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