I was sick in bed (with AIDs probably) when Leyum fucking Pain walks in with a bag of shit you give to sick people. It had Tylenol, tampons because obvi Leyum knows im on my period, soup cuz that shits the crack, and all 3 toy stories cuz that movie is the shit. "Thanks babeeeeeeeee" I say with a croaky ass voice because again, I'm sick. "No problem honey bear sweetie pie cupcake face lovely scrumptious honeysuckle boo" he says enthusiastically with his BRITISH accent. We sit there for 9723698237 hours watching Toy Story on repeat because obviously that's all we ever seem to do because he fuCKING ONLY LIKES TOY STORY AND DOESN'T GET TIRED OF IT AFTER MAYBE THE 168137328291th TIME! We eat out ice cream tubs since we don't get fat...like ever. And it's pretty obvious that we eat it with forks because Leyum is deathly afraid if spoons and the sight of them makes him quiver into a ball and cry until we make it go away since he's a little bitch dog. I start to get tired and cuddle up to his strong arm. (Notice I said ARM not ARMS because obvi Leyum only works out one arm and the other is as scrawny as Harry Styles legs in skinny jeans) He looks at me with those puppy dog eyes and says," sweet dreams honey bear biscuit head poodle butt, it's gonna be a long day tomorrow of Toy story and sacrificing your soul so I can get a free nexflix movie holla."
~~Authors Note~~
Sooooo yeah. I hope y'all like it and in no way am I trying to offend anyone! This all just for laughs so vote, fan, and comment ideas if you want me to continue!! Thanks a bunch babes Xx
