A couple is driving......
Cop: sir, you realize that you were speeding
Husband: in sorry officer I didn't know
Wife: what the heck, that's a lie I've been telling him for miles
Husband: shut up!! Shut the f*** up!! No one is talking to you
Cop: ok then did you know that your license plate was expired?
Husband: no officer I didn't know that
Wife: he's lien!! I've been telling him for months
Husband: shut the heck up b****!! Nobody's talking to you
*** cop walks over to the wife's side and says***
Cop: mam, does he always talk to you this way
Wife: no only when he's drunk
