Chapter 3; Kon vs. Grim
Grimmjow woke up feeling cold. Really fucking cold. After a quick scratch to his crotch he stands up and stretches. "Hnn..." Shuffling his feet toward the kitchen he looks down and notices Ichigo laying on the floor behind the sofa. "Damn Ichigo you have a bed but sleep on the floor?"
He walks around Ichigo briefly glancing at his tanned face and lips before walking into the kitchen. Opening a few cabinets he frowns at the box of crackers and can of tuna fish. "What the fuck does he eat?" He grabs a quart of milk from the ice box and takes the box of crackers to Ichigo's room. "Tch, someone should use the bed."
Plopping down on the bed he stuffs crackers into his mouth while flipping through a book he found on Ichigo's desk. His eyes bulge out at the elaborate sex in front of him. "Ichigo reads perv! HAHAHA! It's gay perv too! Oh man I am gonna have fun with this." He takes a gulp of milk and almost spits it out when the closet door swings open.
"I am trying to sleep damn it!" The thunderous voice calls out.
Grimmjow drops the book and prepares for a fight.
Squeak!
Kon jumps out form the closet diving onto Grimmjow's face with a battle-cry. "I live here too!"
"What the fuck are you?" Grimmjow rips Kon off his face dangling him in the air by his tail.
"I am the king of this house!" Kon points a claw at Grimmjow. "Inferior cats like you must learn your place."
Grimmjow blinks at the yellow stuffed animal in shock. "King eh?" Grimmjow swings Kon around by his tail listening to him scream with a wide grin on his face. "What if I wanna be King here?"
"Impossible! I am the King lion!" Kon replies swiping his claws at Grimmjow.
"King of the pigmy lions from hell." He tosses Kon into the closet and shuts the door. "Tch, I'm too tired to deal with you."
"Oi! I have not recognized you as the dominate cat yet!"
"Shut up! Before I rip off your arms and beat you with them."
"Ok." Kon replies hiding under Rukia's old chappy blanket.
"Hey pigmy lion throw me a pair of pants."
"Here's some sweat pants. You look too big for Ichigo's jeans." Kon tosses them out the door before slamming it shut again. "My name is Kon not pigmy."
"Hey Kon, there a reason he is here all alone?"
"Yeah, but I'm not gonna tell you if you make fun of him." Kon's voice echoes with sadness from the closet. "Ichigo's had enough ridicule."
"Is it bad?"
"Yeah...it's about as bad as it can get."
"Fair enough." Grimmjow tugs on the pants then gulps down the rest of the milk setting the empty quart on the desk and rolls over on his side. "Spill it, I won't say nothin."
"Will Ichigo count in our deal?"
"Yes, it is apparent the young man is lonely Will you help him?"
"Yeah, but I don't know how I'm supposed to help someone who feels alone."
"I am positive you will think of something."
"Have I mentioned how much I fucking hate being a do-gooder?"
"Every day Grimmjow-san."
"Tch..."
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"What the hell?" Ichigo stares at Grimmjow curled up in his bed with tiny goldfish crackers scattered all over his bed. "OI! You are eating crackers in my bed!"
