So, I'm a dancer, and I take about eight classes a week. One of them is "stretch and conditioning." (I do ballet, contemporary, and jazz. Stretch and conditioning is kinda like a side class.) Today we had a massage day. We picked a partner (mine was my bae, Alyssa) and we followed directions for a certain massage. Alyssa gave me a massage, and I gave her one, too. It was really fun!
My instructor called it "the dead elephant massage," because elephants push their friends' dead bodies around. Yeah. XD
So I asked Alyssa "do you feel like a dead elephant yet?"
WE WERE ALL DYING.
I made people laugh. Yay!
