My parents are arguing over my dad's root canal! Don't worry, my parents only fight like once every three years. Trust me, I'm with them like 24/7! They're not constantly (confusing, confounding the British henchmen. EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTIN' FRENCHMEN! LAFAYETTE! Okay, I'm sorry) fighting over stupid things. I JUST WANT THEM TO SHUT UP! I'M ON MY MO' FUCKIN' PERIOD AND I NEED MY SLEEEEEEEP!
