The fourth wall (Ipliers xreader)

Ch. 9 Pretty lady

"The main king lead the girl to a private room, where there were no people passing by, looking, bowing, waving or smiling at Mark. He sat down at a desk, and asked her to sit down too. She did as he said, and put her leg over the other, running a hand through her hair"

"So, I want you to be aware what exactly is down there" "king Mark told her." "Oh, but I know! It's dangerous, and I have to watch my words, they could be used against me, I know that. I also have someone to lead me through it!"

Don't tell anyone about me!! They'll think you're crazy! 'Oh, yeah..ummm....'

"(Y/N), I won't be going down there with you, I have to protect everything up here by myself. I received a letter from Wilford this morning. He said he would send someone down there to Dark to stop him, but I would never think Wil would be that stupid, to send an innocent girl such as you!" "King Mark said, shaking his head, looking away. He was probably thinking about how Wilford could do this to (Y/N)." "I can do it, I will be fine!" "The girl said cheery. Mark shook his head again," "no, you don't understand, (Y/N). You don't know what is down there, you don't know the horror. Wilford made me sent men down there who I've never seen again!" "Mark ran a hand through his hand out of frustration."

"The girl thought for a moment." "Were they all men?" "She asked, making sure. King Mark nodded in response," "yeah, why?" "He asked." "Maybe...because I'm a woman...he won't kill me!" "(Y/N) said happily, feeling smart about her brain work. King Mark thought for a moment." "That is...smart thinking....that could be, but he could also think you're an even easier target, and he could keep you there. He likes to see women bleed and suffer, and see them wish they were dead." "Mark explains. The girl gulped, now getting even more nervous about going to the underworld." "Now I'm not sure anymore...." "She mumbled to herself. King Mark nodded." "But also...Wilford isn't a person you would want to disappoint. He is counting on you now, so there's no turning back anymore" "Mark explained. The girl sighed" "but you just scared me to death, and my ghost is going to the underworld!" "The girl joked, being half serious and trying her hardest to hide her nervousness and fear."

"King Mark chuckled a little." "I'm sorry, (Y/N)....you could also go back to king Wilford, but to repay him...you would probably have to su-"--"I won't go back, my king..." "The girl cut him off, not wanting to hear such disgusting words about the kind, pink king Wilford. King Mark nodded with a sweet smile," "thank you" "he says calmly" "for what?" "The girl asked confused" "well, in the end, you're helping me too, really" "Mark explained."

"The girl tilted her head," "how come?" "Well, Dark had this plan that could ruin this whole forest. It could ruin everything....destroy all the happiness and safety...." "He hung his head low" "...destroy me..." "The girl pressed her lips together, trying not to laugh. Mark noticed her face that was about to burst our into laughter" "that...is everything BUT funny, (Y/N)!" "He said angirly. The girl nodded" "yeah, I'm sorry...but that last part sounded so sexual...and your deep voice-" "she cut herself off" "right...I'm sorry...." "she cleared her throat and looked away from the king, avoiding eye contact. Suddenly, the girl heard the king chuckle. She looked up at him, and saw him chuckle amused." "You like my deep voice?" "He asked, wiggling his eyebrows. The girl blushed deeply and nodded. She laughed nervous and ran a hand through her hair." "Yeah, yu're right, that sounded quite seductive. But anyway, when were you planning on leaving?" "Mark asked. The girl thought for a moment" "maybee...after I took a shower, nap and I had a descent meal" "she told king Mark."

"King Mark stood up," "that should be no problem, (Y/N)" "he said, smiling cutely at her. The girl slightly blushed and nodded at the king before they both stood up. King Mark lead her to the kitchen where she saw many people cooking, and only one chef, doing nothing. He was standing there with his arms crossed, as if he was Gordon Ramsay."

"Chef! Over here, please" "king Mark said, letting the chef come over. The man took off his chef's hat, and bowed," "my king, what can I do for you?" "He asked politely." "Chef, I want you to introduce yourself to our guest. She is on a special mission, and make her whatever she wants, understand?" "King Mark asked in a polite tone, gesturing towards (Y/N)." "Yes, my lord" "the chef said before the king walked off."

"Hello, m'lady, my name is Chefiplier, but call me Chef." "The cook explained. (Y/N) nodded in understanding." "My name is (Y/N)" "she said as they shook one another's hand." "Now, what would you like to eat?" "He asked politely."

Small time skip

"The girl was told directions to the nearest bathroom upstairs-"

Wait...what are you doing!? 'I have to get used to this time-skipping, it makes me kind of dizzy...' Ohh, I see. Well, the bathroom is rrrrright there. Watch out for weird people!! "What do you mea-" just get in there already.

"The girl finally arrived at the bathroom. She was ready to finally take a warm, relaxing shower. She wanted to open the door, but it was locked." "Almost done!!" "She heard Mark say from inside. She took a step back, waiting patiently for Mark to come out. The door opened, and she saw someone else than expected. She saw Mark, but he had black hair, like Wilford, but this time, it was short at the sides. It was Mark's haircut, without the red hair dye. The Mark look-alike wore nothing but boxers and a white robe. The girl slightly blushed, barely able to keep her eyes off the man's abs, V-line and muscles."

"Oh...hi..." "The girl said shyly. A seductive grin appeared on the man's face. (Y/N) saw him scanning her body up and down, stopping at the chest area." "Well hello there, gorgeous, what's your name?" "He asked seductively, paying more attention to her body than her face." "Um...(Y/N)" "the shy girl scratched her arm nervously" "hi babygirl, my name is Sexyplier, but everyone thinks I'm sexy" "the man winked at her, making her look away again." "Wait...that is actually your name? Sexy?" "She asked surprised. The man nodded and grinned cocky down at the girl." "Yes, pretty lady. If you need anything that has to do with my name...if you have....sexy needs....I'll always be available for you" "the man said. (Y/N) got a little annoyed by his sex talk." "Can I use the bathroom? I need to take a shower." "She said impatiently. Sexy looked behind him and stepped aside, letting her through. He leaned against the doorframe," "mind if I uh...jump in with you?" "He asked, still looking at the way her body moved. The girl narrowed her eyes at him," "yes, I do mind actually. Please leave me alone" "she said impatiently, taking a step closer to him, signaling she wanted him out."

"The man put his hands up in surrender and raised his eyebrows," "okay, I'll leave you to it then" "Sexy said before walking away. The girl closed and locked the door, finally having some time to herself."

Even the author left her for a while. "Wait, really!?" Yupp, I gotta pee, and the chapter is over, so...have a nice shower! "Have a nice pee!! Pee safe!!"