The fourth wall (Ipliers xreader)

Ch. 6 it's Dark

"Finally, the girl arrived at the king's office, feeling her stomach growl again. The man knocked on the door and waited for an answer." "What the bloody hell now?" "The familiar, smooth voice said. The man opened the door to reveal the pink king, rubbing his forehead frustrated. Wilford looked up, and his worried face turned into a blank face, with a slight shade of excitement." "Ah, my dear. How may I help you?" "He asked. The man next to (Y/N) cleared his throat," "I actually have quite an important message, my lord" "the man said worried."

"Not now, mister Walker. Ladies first!!" "Wilford says before returning his attention to me." "But king Wilford-"--"no! No butts, mister Walker! Where are your manners, if you don't kind me asking!? We have a beautiful lady with needs over here, you better-"--"it's Dark...." "The impatient man finally said after cutting off the king. Wilford's eyes widened before sitting up." "Please, sit down, and shut the door!!" "The pink king commanded. The door was shut right in (Y/N)'s face. She found the pink man strange. At the one moment, he treated her as if she was the queen, on the other moment, she was just another stranger who didn't matter to him. This case must be very important to him then,"

Right, (Y/N)? "I'll just sit down on this golden bench, on the opposite side of the hallway. Now I can see the door open clearly" you really have to talk softer if you want those confused looks, shot your way, to stop. Don't roll your eyes at me all the time! If you hate me now, I don't think you will be talking to me later on in the story! "What do you mean? Can't you just tell the story now!? Then I can go back to my own life." Okay, I'll give you one something....king Ice said there were seven kings...but there are six, really. And there's something with Autumn...."wow, now I'm even more confused about what's going on, thanks Author J" I love you, dear (Y/N)

"(Y/N) waited, and waited, and waited for something to happen, but she only heard the king Wilford and the man talk. There suddenly was a loud bang," "MOTHERFUCKER!!" "The girl hears the pink king yell. She runs a hand through her hair, hearing the king talk a little faster, sounding frustrated and worried. (Y/N) started to worry too, and thought about what the man said," 'Dark? I know it's dark...outside...it's nighttime. The man said it was dark, well Wilford knew that. What would the problem be with it being nighttime?' "The girl thought."

"Then. The door opens. (Y/N) stands up and sees the man coming out of the office, walking into the hall again, not even looking at the girl. Wilford appears with his long cape and crown on, and walks into the hallway too, after closing his office door," "mister Warfstache, wait!!" "The girl says, running up to him and matching his fast pace."

'Mister Warfstache?! Seriously!?' It sounds funny, and it's fun to say. 'Isn't that like...the same thing!?' Whatever.

"Not now, dear. I have to do something very important." "He tells her, not looking down." "I thought I was important! You don't treat a lady like this, right!? You said it yourself, ladies first!!" "The stubborn little girl says, almost running to keep up with the king. Suddenly, the king stops and lies his hands on her shoulders," "look sweetheart, I have to do this first to keep you from getting in trouble." "He says before continuing to walk. (Y/N) opened her mouth, acting hurt," "hey! Wait up! Tell me where you're going! What's going on?!" "She asks again, pulling king Warfstache by his shoulder."

"The king stopped walking, once again and sighed frustrated." "Look, you stubborn little girl. I am still the king, I am still in charge. I could throw you in my dungeons if I want to. I always have a dagger with me, in a secret place, so don't mess with me, or you'll get bloody" "He says before pushing the girl's hand off and continuing to walk. The girl lowered her eyebrows a little and widened her eyes, watching the pink mister Warfstache leave her, once again."

'He is such a fool!' Why? 'Didn't you see all that?' Girl, I MADE all of that. 'Why did that happen, Author J?' Hey, dreamer, he's protecting you! It's part of the story. You can think all you want, maybe you'll know what this is all about. Maybe you're smart enough to figure it out 'But MAYBE I'm not, and you can just tell me instead of keeping me waiting for answers.' That's the whole idea of a book, cliffhangers, scary and exciting moments, it's all the fun parts of a book. 'And where is the fun for the main character? For me?!' Don't ask too much, I could switch POV's and you'll just disappear for a moment. You won't hear, see or feel anything for as long as the story is in the other POV

"The girl decided to search for the kitchen herself, even though she didn't know where to start looking. She walked through some halls, but didn't walk upstairs, figuring it would be quite weird if the kitchen was upstairs. Though it wouldn't really surprise her if it was, because Wilford isn't the most normal person in the world too. She saw the nice lady from earlier again, dusting off some small statues and plant pots. (Y/N) walked up to her and cleared her little throat to get the lady's attention,"

"Excuse me?" "She asked before the lady turned around." "Oh hello again, dearie" "She said, smiling lovingly. (Y/N) smiled before opening her mouth to talk," "Hey, um...can you lead me to the kitchen? Because I got lost last time" "(Y/N) chuckles nervous." "Oh, of course, dearie, please, follow me" "She said before starting to walk. She walked pretty fast, especially for an older lady." "Wow, do you all walk this fast?" "(Y/N) asked, chuckling a little." "Well what can I say? I have to do this every day, dearie" "She told the girl who was taking big steps to keep up with the older lady."

"The woman stopped at two doors, that were a little higher and wider than the others, easy to tell many differences." "Here we are, dearie" "She says before knocking on the door for (Y/N). The lady walks away, and (Y/N) opens the door, peeking around the door. The chef closest to the door, turns around, wiping off his hands with a white towel, having a small pink mustache on it," 'Surprise surprise' "Oh, hi, can I help you, new one?" "He asks politely."

"The shy girl nods," "Uh yes, I am quite hungry. Could I maybe get something to eat? I-It doesn't have to be much, I just-" "(Y/N) was cut off by the cook laughing amused at her." "Are you always this nice to people? Be glad that you're in the spring-forest, if you were else where, you would be a victim!" "The girl was quite confused, but ignored what he said and cleared her throat," "So that is a...." "Yes, of course you can eat. Just tell me what you want, and I'll get you food until you're full" "The chef chuckled before throwing the little towel over his shoulder. The girl smiled, and stepped further into the kitchen, closing the door behind her."

Small time skip

"The girl sat alone by a table in the kitchen-" "Woah, woah! What am I doing here!?" *Sigh* What do you mean? I just did a small time skip, that's all! "No, I was in the kitchen, just now, talking to that chef!" hah, yeah. But a person watching someone make food, isn't really fun to read, it's quite boring. "yeah, you're right...well...reading how I put my food into my mouth and down my throat isn't really interesting too, right?" No, it isn't, you're right, heh.... "So, what about my 'visit' to the king? That man said something about that it's dark or something. Why did Wilford need to know it was dark outside. He already knew, right?" That's for later in the story, though probably every one of my readers already know who Dark is. "So he's a person!!" Shit...I've said to much.... "Who the fuck would name their child Dark..."