King of Sarcasm to The Almighty one

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**** Sorry guys for not publishing in...how long has it been now? Ah, it doesn't matter, I'm here now, and hopefully here to write more in this...story. You'd call it a story, right? Just in a different...form... Oh, whatever! Sorry about the confusion of To Stiles, From Stiles and all the rest of it. I'm going to change that to make it a lil easier to read. King of Sarcasm is Damon ofc XD, and The Almighty one is Stefan. Hope you people of the universe enjoy this chapter ;P ****

From King of Sarcasm: Hey, Stefan, why is everyone obsessed with this Stiles?

From The Almighty one: Because he just got himself into a car accident

From King of Sarcasm: Oh... Is he alright?

From The Almighty one: Yes he's fine.

From The Almighty one: You should ask him yourself, I'm sure he'll tell you he's fine

From King of Sarcasm: I am NOT talking to that rascal!

From The Almighty one: Why not?

From King of Sarcasm: I don't have time

From the Almighty one: What do you mean you don't have time?

From King of Sarcasm: I'm not wearing a watch

From The Almighty one: -___-

From the Almighty one: He's not that annoying

From King of Sarcasm: He's annoying enough!

From King of Sarcasm: You should hear how Derek complains...

From The Almighty one: You talk to Derek?

From King of Sarcasm: Sometimes...

From King of Sarcasm: We haven't talked in ages

From The Almighty one: Well, that's irrelevant now...

From King of Sarcasm: What is?

From The Almighty one: Derek being annoyed with Stiles

From King of Sarcasm: Ha, right

From The Almighty one: Listen

From King of Sarcasm: I'm listening

From King of Sarcasm: I'm just not hearing you

From The Almighty one: Derek is now in love with Stiles

From King of Sarcasm: Okay...where's the punch line?

From The Almighty one: There isn't one

From King of Sarcasm: You're not serious

From The Almighty one: I am one hundred percent serious

From King of Sarcasm: You're barking!

From The Almighty one: Damon, go talk to Derek

From King of Sarcasm: Why? He won't reply to my messages anymore

From The Almighty one: Ah, I see

From The Almighty one: He's too busy with Stiles now...

From King of Sarcasm: Why, though? What's so interesting about him?

From The Almighty one: You tell me, I'm out of ideas

From King of Sarcasm: How can Derek be gay? And Stiles for that matter...

From King of Sarcasm: I thought he was in love with Lydia

From The Almighty one: So did I

From King of Sarcasm: Well...I'm curious to know what's up with them so...I'm gonna go and talk to them...

From The Almighty one: Damon, you're not talking about in person, are you?

From King of Sarcasm: No

From The Almighty one: Damon?

From King of Sarcasm: What?

From The Almighty one: You know what

From King of Sarcasm: Alright alright I am! Does it matter?

From The Almighty one: Not really

From The Almighty one: At least try and be civilized about it

From King of Sarcasm: What's that supposed to mean?

From The Almighty one: Don't kill them

From King of Sarcasm: Now why would I do that?

From The Almighty one: Um, maybe because you have a knack of killing people? Especially since one's a werewolf...

From The Almighty one: Seriously, Damon, please aim to keep them alive

From King of Sarcasm: Okay, Mom

From King of Sarcasm:  Cya

From The Almighty one: Alright then...


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