Gerard's POV
"God fucking dammit!" I swore as I got out of the car and sat on a comfy chair because I've injured my fabulous knee. Pfft I may not ask him about this evil sorcerer because Frank has been captured also Ray and my brother Mikey are nowhere to be seen like what the hell?
Anyways "GET ME A DRINK OF COFFEE, PEASANT!" I yelled at Ryan, why? Because I just want tip it all over me to feel the pain to forget about it.
Sounds stupid? Yeah just... Don't try this at home kids.
Why? Because it hurts like hell...
Nobody's POV
Ryan gave the sasslord his coffee then Gerard pours it all over himself, he can feel his pain so hard because it burns and fires up his sass.
"Who are you?" Ryan asked.
"Oh, it's Gerard Way." Said the
sasslord.
"Why are you here?"
"Oh just to warn you about, the sorcer Jacob Saggytits."
"Why? He's only a kid..." Ryan replied.
"Oh! He's also dangerous, he kidnapped my Frank and now he kidnapped your Brendon." Gerard asked.
Ryan dropped his glass of milk in shock, he didn't know why Brendon was captured (well... Even though he can't forgive him for the milk fic) so he told Gerard that they should save him.
"Alright... Maybe we should." Asked Gerard.
And so... Their adventure begins
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Ryan Ross's Fabulous Adventure (Crack!Fic)
FanfictionTHIS CRACK!FIC WILL TRIGGER JACOB SARTORIUS FANS TO THE 100% EXTREME! Ryan was trying to enjoy his normal life in emoville, until a wild red haired sasslord crashed his car in his house while he was 420 blazing his milk. Gerard knows that Brendon Ur...
