Aries: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT *breaks down the door*
Taurus: SHIT MAN
Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR
Cancer: FUCK *sobs* YOU *sobbing intensifies*
Leo: Screams while lying face down on a bed
Virgo: THIS WOULDN'THAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES
Libra: Goodbye cruel world
Scorpio: *Rips door off hinges* NO MORE
Sagittarius: *Hits the door* STOP
Capricorn: *bites their fist* No I'm fine I swear it's totally not broken
Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE
Pisces: BUT WHY ME
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What's your zodiac sign? ~ Taurus
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Zodiac Signs
De TodoThings the signs do in situations and other things. [NOTE: there are swear words, but not a lot] Emma.
