Aries: I'm feeling a little off today, would you like to turn me on?
Taurus: Something tells me youre sweet, can I have a taste?
Gemini: Do you have any overdue library books? Because you've got the word "FINE" written all over you.
Cancer: Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mum and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
Leo: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Virgo: You shouldn't wear make up, it's messing with perfection!
Libra: If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.
Scorpio: Your place or mine?
Sagittarius: Just so you know, my shoe size is 13 c;
Capricorn: You should be someone's wife.
Aquarius: Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadslupe?
Pisces: Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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Zodiac Signs
DiversosThings the signs do in situations and other things. [NOTE: there are swear words, but not a lot] Emma.
