How did the pig get to the hospital?
ANSWER: Hambelince
How did the chicken cross the road??
ANSWER: in a roosters
Carry out bag
What does a snow man + a vampire=
ANSWER: frostbite
What do cows read before night??
ANSWER: dairy tales
What do cows read in the morning??
ANSWER: moos paper
Can I tell u a pizza joke never mind it's to cheesy!!
When someone says fail to you. I don't want to hear your life story.
Roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow u were probably expecting a joke no these are just gardening facts.
Would u like some fruit punch here's your fruit and here's your PUNCH
