Larry was walking around the house with salt. "Oh salt, before you came into my life, I was just a lost, broken, demonic, plush... but now that you came into my life.... I feel..... whole again.... I love you....."
EVERYTHING WAS FINE
UNTIL PEPPER CAME ALONG.
"SALT, WHO DIS?" "........................................" "WHAT?! NO SHE'S WITH ME NOW, PEPPER! SHE'S MINE!" PEPPER WAS SALT'S EX.
LARRY LET THEM TALK IT OUT. "................................" "...................................." "...................................." ".................................." "......................................" LARRY GASPED. "HOW DARE YOU! COME ON, SALT! IF YOU FOLLOW US, I CALLIN' THE POLICE! OR THE HOOMAN'S DOGGO! WHICH EVER! I'm sorry you had to go through this, salt....."
Larry walked salt back home to relax a bit....
